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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 04:13 PM)
Why January 6th?! I don’t need to wait until then! I shall still manage to find some time amidst all of the LOVE MAKING that I will be doing to update you guys.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 04:34 PM)
Ok Bobby
I just predict you'll go round, so will the police, it's holiday season and so no courts or booking coordinators and so a couple of weeks on the porridge, then you come and post about it all - is all -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 04:47 PM)
Why on earth would there be any police going there?!! Oh you ARE comical.
It’ll just be me going there about 6 o clock, dressed as Green Father Christmas and bearing gifts for all! I will then be asked to stay to play parlour or board games (whatever it is that they usually do in their household post Christmas dinner on Christmas Day.) Fun will be had by all and then I shall confess my true feelings and intentions towards the female (making sure that we are below some mistletoe as I do it). We both kiss, the kids all cheer (new Daddy!) and then we all settle down to a nice film with a Baileys or two. After the film has finished and the two youngest kids are tucked up in bed, the female will lead me by the hand to HER bed. As she freshens up, that will be the time I start my thread updating you all. She comes to bed and we both make love until the dawn (that is Boxing Day).
It couldn’t be simpler really.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 05:03 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Why on earth would there be any police going there?!! Oh you ARE comical.
It’ll just be me going there about 6 o clock, dressed as Green Father Christmas and bearing gifts for all! I will then be asked to stay to play parlour or board games (whatever it is that they usually do in their household post Christmas dinner on Christmas Day.) Fun will be had by all and then I shall confess my true feelings and intentions towards the female (making sure that we are below some mistletoe as I do it). We both kiss, the kids all cheer (new Daddy!) and then we all settle down to a nice film with a Baileys or two. After the film has finished and the two youngest kids are tucked up in bed, the female will lead me by the hand to HER bed. As she freshens up, that will be the time I start my thread updating you all. She comes to bed and we both make love until the dawn (that is Boxing Day).
It couldn’t be simpler really.
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That sounds magical Bobby, like the way that little girl used to say the word "Magical" on that advert from about 20 years ago
I'm just being a glum half empty kinda guy some days
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 05:09 PM)
元才 said...
That sounds magical Bobby, like the way that little girl used to say the word "Magical" on that advert from about 20 years ago
I'm just being a glum half empty kinda guy some days
What about the young buck and his friendo Bobby, is he having a woke stay over?
I’m hoping that he won’t be there. Don’t get me wrong…I fully support both him and his partner in both their views and how they live their lives…but he does smell a little bit and these massive great trotters of his are really off putting to have to look at.
Another thing you need to remember is that it will be Christmas Day, the most magical day of the year! Things are more likely to go right on Christmas Day! That’s why you hear about a lot of couples getting together then.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 05:14 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I’m hoping that he won’t be there. Don’t get me wrong…I fully support both him and his partner in both their views and how they live their lives…but he does smell a little bit and these massive great trotters of his are really off putting to have to look at.
Another thing you need to remember is that it will be Christmas Day, the most magical day of the year! Things are more likely to go right on Christmas Day! That’s why you hear about a lot of couples getting together then.
Maybe you could contact the Beeb and see if they could do a Noel's House Party sort of thing too Bobby
Have her TV talk to you all while you are watching it. Have the whole nation see you declare your love for her and she her love for you
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 07:18 PM)
元才 said...
Maybe you could contact the Beeb and see if they could do a Noel's House Party sort of thing too Bobby
Have her TV talk to you all while you are watching it. Have the whole nation see you declare your love for her and she her love for you
That would be the most magical, magic of all the magics Bobby
That would be marvellous if you could manage to sort that out for me, Juan. I may even go down on one knee and propose marriage right there and then!! Females love it when you go down on one knee in front of a crowd and the more the better!
Well…after Christmas Day you won’t be seeing very much of me on here will you. I’ll be very busy indeed, but that’s family life for you. Ricky will still be around though.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 12:08 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
That would be marvellous if you could manage to sort that out for me, Juan. I may even go down on one knee and propose marriage right there and then!! Females love it when you go down on one knee in front of a crowd and the more the better!
Well…after Christmas Day you won’t be seeing very much of me on here will you. I’ll be very busy indeed, but that’s family life for you. Ricky will still be around though.
I think that it has to be you that organises it Bobby
Stuff about legitimacy and permissions
But, even if you can't do it. I'm sure you'll still manage to make the national news -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 12:18 PM)
元才 said...
I think that it has to be you that organises it Bobby
Stuff about legitimacy and permissions
But, even if you can't do it. I'm sure you'll still manage to make the national news
It’s ok. What I’ve already got planned should be more than enough of magic and mimsy.
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It is a fortunate bonus really that both of her exes are jailbirds because it makes sensible dependable me seem like such a great choice! Especially with all my gifts all dressed up as green Father Christmas as I’ll be.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 01:47 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
It’s ok. What I’ve already got planned should be more than enough of magic and mimsy.️
It is a fortunate bonus really that both of her exes are jailbirds because it makes sensible dependable me seem like such a great choice! Especially with all my gifts all dressed up as green Father Christmas as I’ll be.
I've been thinking Bobby, what are her two jailbird exes in for?
It's just that, 2 in the hole, it seems like it could be a trap of sorts.
Perhaps they were lured to her house, similar to yourself, and then ended up in prison for apparent breaking an entering. A sort of Home Alone trap if you will
If you go there, fornicate and then create a child, she could have you on all sorts of crimes and be punished appropriately. You could end up being number 3 in the bank for her ongoing empire of sucking the life out of men and using it to sustain her own
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 03:15 PM)
元才 said...
I've been thinking Bobby, what are her two jailbird exes in for?
It's just that, 2 in the hole, it seems like it could be a trap of sorts.
Perhaps they were lured to her house, similar to yourself, and then ended up in prison for apparent breaking an entering. A sort of Home Alone trap if you will
If you go there, fornicate and then create a child, she could have you on all sorts of crimes and be punished appropriately. You could end up being number 3 in the bank for her ongoing empire of sucking the life out of men and using it to sustain her own
Just a though
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I already know what they’re both in prison for! One of them it was dealing drugs and the other one it was fighting! I personally have never touched a single drug in my life…not even a cigarette or cigar. I have also never been in a fight. It is very fortuitous indeed that her exes are the wrong uns that they are for now she is BOUND to say yes to my offer. She won’t want to die alone, no female does.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 03:19 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I already know what they’re both in prison for! One of them it was dealing drugs and the other one it was fighting! I personally have never touched a single drug in my life…not even a cigarette or cigar. I have also never been in a fight. It is very fortuitous indeed that her exes are the wrong uns that they are for now she is BOUND to say yes to my offer. She won’t want to die alone, no female does.
Fair enuff Bobby
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 03:38 PM)
元才 said...
Fair enuff Bobby
I was just making you were using your thinking head on this one and not the other head
I am a little bit worried about the fact that she’s only messaged me once within the last few weeks (and that was to ask me to pick my Evercade up) of her own violation, but she’s probably just shy.
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 04:25 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I am a little bit worried about the fact that she’s only messaged me once within the last few weeks (and that was to ask me to pick my Evercade up) of her own violation, but she’s probably just shy.
She might just be preparing herself for the big day Bobby
Secretly hoping that you'll be there and sweep her off her feet, like in that one with Bridgett Jones and Ethan Hunt