Omar was sprayed with… apple cider vinegar
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Yermom_Is_God — 1 month ago(February 03, 2026 09:29 PM)
That one was really funny, and the stupid officer was being so overdramatic, saying mustard got in his eyes or some ****, lol!
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot -
HollyJollyHanukka — 1 month ago(February 06, 2026 03:58 PM)
Awwww, did the poor whittle big man ICE absent have his mask dirtied by bologna?
Yeah, on this I support a double standard.
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kuatorises — 1 month ago(February 06, 2026 04:24 PM)
Nah, it wasn’t.
It is, you're just ok with it because of who it is directed at.
Yes, throwing food at someone is generally considered
assault and battery in most jurisdictions. It constitutes unwanted, offensive touching (battery) or the threat of it (assault). Depending on the circumstances—such as potential injury or the object used—it can lead to criminal charges, including misdemeanors or even felonies.
Key aspects of this legal issue include:
Assault vs. Battery: If the food hits the person, it is typically battery; if it misses but causes fear of being hit, it is assault.
Intent: The act must be intentional, not accidental, to qualify as assault.
Severity: Throwing food that causes injury (e.g., in the eyes while driving) or using heavy/sharp food items can elevate the offense to a higher-level crime.
Legal Consequence: It can result in arrest for simple assault, disorderly conduct, or harassment.
Even if not directly intended to cause severe physical harm, throwing food constitutes offensive contact, making it legally actionable.
https://www.lawinfo.com/resources/criminal-defense/what-is-assault.html#:~:text=The offensive or harmful contact,to the victim%2C only contact. -
HollyJollyHanukka — 1 month ago(February 06, 2026 04:34 PM)
I sure am! If it’s good enough convoluted readoning for the current administration, it’s good enough for me!
Cry harder baby boy ICE agent.
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kuatorises — 1 month ago(February 06, 2026 07:50 PM)
HollyJollyHanukka said...
I sure am! If it’s good enough convoluted readoning for the current administration, it’s good enough for me!
Cry harder baby boy ICE agent.
Yes, we know you're a hypocrite. Very good, Holly.