Any suggestions?

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Aph the cat whisperer — 5 months ago(November 01, 2025 08:26 AM)

Most people only celebrate it on the actual day over here. We aren't American

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Joc Spader — 5 months ago(October 31, 2025 08:13 PM)

Go with the 🧐 if not too late. Laurie Strode and the kids did the jackolanterns way late I thought. They didn't even trick-o-treat.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 5 months ago(November 01, 2025 08:28 AM)

We've always carved pumpkins on halloween over here. It's how we let the trick r treaters know to knock

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Uncreative — 5 months ago(October 31, 2025 03:48 PM)

Tasteful nudes

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BOOMSHIT — 5 months ago(October 31, 2025 03:48 PM)

carve "go away" into it; then put it on your porch for all to see
jestergooning

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Aph the cat whisperer — 5 months ago(November 01, 2025 07:09 AM)

I might actually do this next year.
"
No
knocking. Take the candy and leave."

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/.ㅤ — 5 months ago(October 31, 2025 05:42 PM)

I bet whatever you carve it will look like ****.
My password is password.

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​Audio Science — 5 months ago(November 01, 2025 07:12 AM)

A glory hole.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:03 AM)

Any suggestions?

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BennyMuso82 — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:03 AM)

A greasy Bacon butty.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:04 AM)

Nooo. I could make that at home

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BennyMuso82 — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:05 AM)

You never said you were eating out. Are you on a diet.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:08 AM)

Nah. Life is too short for diets, Benny. I probably should start eating healthier tho. I mean I say this but I'm not a big eater as it is. It's soda where all my excess weight comes from

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BennyMuso82 — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:12 AM)

I'm having a BIG pukka steak pie for dinner. I CAN'T eat healthy because all healthy foods taste like a barrel of monkey spunk.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:13 AM)

What's funny to me is healthy food is good for your body, but why does it taste like ass? If it's good why doesn't it taste good?

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=x. — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:25 AM)

Cobb salad w/ grilled chicken breast

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BennyMuso82 — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 08:37 AM)

Why can't chocolate and ice cream be good for you.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 09:38 AM)

Exactly!

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BennyMuso82 — 8 months ago(July 14, 2025 09:49 AM)

Eat a burger and fries and lose weight.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture