https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-ive-made-a-huge-mistake
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MovieManCin2 — 6 months ago(September 22, 2025 10:07 PM)
https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-ive-made-a-huge-mistake
USA: Surveying the hundreds of thousands of gathered for Charlie Kirks's memorial service, along with the millions watching across the globe, a despondent Satan declared that he had
"made a big mistake".
"Well, this is going like I planned at all,"
sighed Satan.
How are even more people praising God in the face of death?"
At publishing time, an enraged Satan had learned that thousands more souls had slipped out of his grasp.
PS Full disclosure: I'm an Agnostic.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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JustinCase — 6 months ago(September 22, 2025 10:23 PM)
It figures that you would post fake news since you go along with the lies and fake news of the fascist dictator being his cock gobbler.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk