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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:16 AM)

A perpetually clean ass is priceless. Anyone who is trying to nickle and dime over it is just dirty

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:19 AM)

Thats Warren the hippie freak.
Having bidets is imperative to me bc I like getting rimmed.
Fidelio♟️

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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:19 AM)

Me too brother

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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:22 AM)

Thats Warren the hippie freak.
You're Warren the hippie freak.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:24 AM)

Ur such a dumb dork. We all know ur warren.
Fidelio♟️

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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:30 AM)

Whatever you want to pretend is fine with me, Warren.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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MovieManCin2 — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:43 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:23 AM)

Wrong on all accounts.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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Cheeky — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:44 AM)

The bidet cleans you with water but then you need to dry off
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 28, 2025 09:58 AM)

I have a bidet in every bathroom
So do I!
It's called a, "shower," where I clean my crack every time I take one.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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MovieManCin2 — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:44 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Apologize [none] — 7 months ago(August 28, 2025 10:02 AM)

You want public bidets? Crackies would just **** in them.

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/.ㅤ — 7 months ago(August 28, 2025 10:08 AM)

Isn't that the whole point of bidets?
My password is password.

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Lilith — 7 months ago(August 28, 2025 10:46 AM)

Me too. Bidets are wonderful. I'll never go without again. The only problem is if I have to use another facility, I keep reaching around to the right for that little handle that's never there.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 03:52 AM)

I might try one of these. they go for as low as $30-40.
jestergooning

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:11 AM)

You should go for it. Ive recommended that to friends before "the attachment".
Fidelio♟️

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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:15 AM)

I have tried everything from a $30 Amazon cold water bidet attachment to a heated attachment to a bidet seat that is warmed, washes my ass, dries me and sucks my dick and they're all amazing.

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Apologize [none] — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:43 AM)

That’s hawt.

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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:36 AM)

How does this work?
You do your thing.
Flush.
Then use toilet water full of germs in your crack while you sit there in a stinky room.
Flush again, probably, wasting water.
Too much time and resources.
I wanna get done and get outta there ASAP.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:37 AM)

I like that you think the water is coming from the bowl lmao wtf is wrong with u