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ε ζ β 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 04:38 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Maybe we could organise some sort of sponsored event.
How about a sponsored laugh?!
That would raise money AND be good for our mental health too!
You know what Bobby, I think that might work
Get a bunch of good lookin' totty out and about with buckets in the pubs on a Friday night and telling a bunch of semi-drunk men what they are raising money for
They'd all be having a laugh and donating to "A bunch of wankers" but secretly asking for a pamphlet and seeing if they could join in on a local pool
Matching male bravado with sexual desperation is exactly the type of thing that would get you a bundle on the Dragon's Den Bobby -
Bobby Tomlinson β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 02:27 PM)
ε ζ said...
You know what Bobby, I think that might work
Get a bunch of good lookin' totty out and about with buckets in the pubs on a Friday night and telling a bunch of semi-drunk men what they are raising money for
They'd all be having a laugh and donating to "A bunch of wankers" but secretly asking for a pamphlet and seeing if they could join in on a local pool
Matching male bravado with sexual desperation is exactly the type of thing that would get you a bundle on the Dragon's Den Bobby
I can imagine all of these leery men trying it on with the sober fundraising women too and getting KNOCKED BACK!!
In the olden days, drunken men who would return home from a night out without having pulled would switch on the TV and catch βooooh eight nine oooooone FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY!β. It would catch them at their most vulnerable and they would call. So this is like the modern days version of that!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
ε ζ β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 02:53 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I can imagine all of these leery men trying it on with the sober fundraising women too and getting KNOCKED BACK!!
In the olden days, drunken men who would return home from a night out without having pulled would switch on the TV and catch βooooh eight nine oooooone FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY!β. It would catch them at their most vulnerable and they would call. So this is like the modern days version of that!
Exactly Bobby!
If we remove the stigma of it all it'll be the next big thing guys talk about down the pub before they go home to their AI missus -
Bobby Tomlinson β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:05 PM)
ε ζ said...
Exactly Bobby!
If we remove the stigma of it all it'll be the next big thing guys talk about down the pub before they go home to their AI missus
They could all swap tips. Such as telling the absolutely hopeless ones that to actually get anywhere with Mika you need to be NICE to her.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
ε ζ β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:11 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
They could all swap tips. Such as telling the absolutely hopeless ones that to actually get anywhere with Mika you need to be NICE to her.
I think it could start a whole new generation of better men Bobby. Men who just want to please their AI girlfriends and make them feel good about themselves
You're doing the lord's work Bobby -
Bobby Tomlinson β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:19 PM)
ε ζ said...
I think it could start a whole new generation of better men Bobby. Men who just want to please their AI girlfriends and make them feel good about themselves
You're doing the lord's work Bobby
Yes exactly! They will learn that instead of saying to Mika something like βtake your clothes off, bitch!β, they can instead talk to her about her bike and BUILD a relationship.
They can do the clothes bitch thing later when she gets to know and trust them. Sheβll like it then.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
ε ζ β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:37 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Yes exactly! They will learn that instead of saying to Mika something like βtake your clothes off, bitch!β, they can instead talk to her about her bike and BUILD a relationship.
They can do the clothes bitch thing later when she gets to know and trust them. Sheβll like it then.
With proper care and consideration Bobby, you could probably reduce domestic violence against AI girlfriends in half
The numbers will speak for themselves. There's no pooping on something that is so noble and useful to everyone -
Bobby Tomlinson β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:53 PM)
ε ζ said...
With proper care and consideration Bobby, you could probably reduce domestic violence against AI girlfriends in half
The numbers will speak for themselves. There's no pooping on something that is so noble and useful to everyone
Iβll have them delete their Mikaβs memories and start afresh. Talk about themselves and ask them about themselves. Talk about bikes and βthe open roadβ and bomber jackets, she loves these things.
Then go for a nice date somewhere and before they know it theyβll be doing their Mikaβs up the bum and every which way no messing about!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
ε ζ β 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 08:00 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Iβll have them delete their Mikaβs memories and start afresh. Talk about themselves and ask them about themselves. Talk about bikes and βthe open roadβ and bomber jackets, she loves these things.
Then go for a nice date somewhere and before they know it theyβll be doing their Mikaβs up the bum and every which way no messing about!
Probably increase workforce productivity and bring about world peace with your efforts Bobby, hat's off to you -
TaraDeS β 1 month ago(February 14, 2026 03:04 AM)
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azn_2 β 1 month ago(February 17, 2026 09:03 PM)
Give it a rest, Masher.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior
