what do you keep in your pockets at all times?

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:13 PM)

damnit i forgot those!!!! FUCK!!!
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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It’smonicah — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:14 PM)

No wallet? im always thinking of Adam Sandler’s song when ppl say this lmao

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:21 PM)

i remove that frequently incase the weed canister is breeched
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:28 PM)

^^ gets it
My password is password.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:29 PM)

linty weed is an abomination!
cat hair sux too
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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It’smonicah — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:19 PM)

My phone and car keys if I don’t have a bag

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:22 PM)

i always forget that the ladies carry their pockets in a purse

Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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-- wot -- — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:23 PM)

Lighter, keys, bank card, fake cash to bamboozle street pirates, a couple of loose skittles (time spent in pocket unknown), A British flag bottle opener that is also a fridge magnet, 2 chicken whistles and then what ever i strip from the bodies of my homeless victims.

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ZolotoyRetriever — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:17 PM)

fake cash to bamboozle street pirates
Cool idea.

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-- wot -- — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:22 PM)

Also good for luring aforementioned homeless vics down dark secluded alleyways.

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ZolotoyRetriever — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:28 PM)

I remember some years back when I worked in an office that had recently got some brand new color printers. I immediately took a few bills out and made copies of them, just to see what they looked like. They turned out amazing. I was going to create a batch of fake money for the purpose you mentioned, but I decided not to because I didn't want to have somebody report me for counterfeiting.

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-- wot -- — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:36 PM)

You like to lure the homeless to their death with fake cash too?? Nigga why didnt you mention this over the years we have been here? I have sooo much I want to talk to you about DM me x

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Panther — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:29 PM)

I don't use pockets, just a purse.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:31 PM)

i figured most ladies were like that. my wife never puts stuff in her pockets…and can never find her keys. purses seem to be the Bermuda triangle for keys
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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........................... — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:35 PM)

And again…this is why cargo shorts come in handy. I'm wearing some today!

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:23 PM)

Im actually not…I'm wearing like athletic shorts and the pocket situation is troubling!
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Panther — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:02 PM)

Luckily my husband always drives so he keeps the keys. But unfortunately he is like the Bermuda triangle because he often can't find where he put them last lol.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:28 PM)

Im bad with keys and phones. I left my phone on the roof of my car a week ago… totally drive off with it up there. I found it on the road
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Panther — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:47 PM)

Yes he loses his phone all the time as well lol. Luckily he remembers where he may have left it.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:51 PM)

I remembered too…thirty miles to late…but my retracing my footsteps game is on point!

Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?