what do you keep in your pockets at all times?
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-- wot -- — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:23 PM)
Lighter, keys, bank card, fake cash to bamboozle street pirates, a couple of loose skittles (time spent in pocket unknown), A British flag bottle opener that is also a fridge magnet, 2 chicken whistles and then what ever i strip from the bodies of my homeless victims.
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ZolotoyRetriever — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:28 PM)
I remember some years back when I worked in an office that had recently got some brand new color printers. I immediately took a few bills out and made copies of them, just to see what they looked like. They turned out amazing. I was going to create a batch of fake money for the purpose you mentioned, but I decided not to because I didn't want to have somebody report me for counterfeiting.
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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 03:31 PM)
i figured most ladies were like that. my wife never puts stuff in her pockets…and can never find her keys. purses seem to be the Bermuda triangle for keys
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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 13, 2025 04:28 PM)
Im bad with keys and phones. I left my phone on the roof of my car a week ago… totally drive off with it up there. I found it on the road

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)hand gel and a few hundred old receipts and shopping lists.