20th century excuses that are obsolete?
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Dazed — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:26 AM)
Smoking is something I miss so much but I hate with a passion.
I'd love to do it again but know I'd never stop until it took me to my grave. So I can never again inhale that smoke into my lungs…
Can I uber 20 Marlboro lights?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are. -
Dazed — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:23 AM)
I missed nearly a whole year of General Studies A level study due to skiving and being a gross single parent at 16 but mostly skiving. I still have dreams about Mr Monroe asking me where my homework is and who the **** I am.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are. -
WarrenPeace — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:02 AM)
"Sorry I started late boss. The traffic is murder today!"
"But you work from home!"
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"I didn't get your message because the machine accidentally erased it."
"Machine? Nice try, bitch. You have voice mail!"
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"The post office must have lost that letter I sent."
"You do everything with email so much that you don't even own any postage stamps!"
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"I kept trying to call you. How come you never answered?"
"I wasn't sure if it was you when you called. I thought it might be my brother and I don't feel like talking to him."
"But you have caller ID!"
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:11 AM)
Not bad! My mom still has a landline and answering machine…mail and even the newspaper…but she's a dying breed
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?