Jesus was a deviant

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Benito 'Benny' Mussolini — 1 year ago(July 27, 2024 05:07 AM)

Jesus swallowed his own CUM
Epiphanius of Salamis records that The Greater Questions of Mary contained an episode in which Jesus took Mary Magdalene up to the top of a mountain, where he pulled a woman out of his side and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. Then, upon ejaculating, Jesus drank his own semen and told Mary, "Thus we must do, that we may live." Upon hearing this, Mary instantly fainted, to which Jesus responded by helping her up and telling her, "O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?"
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 27, 2024 05:22 AM)

Is Millard is a devout Christian. He drinks his own cum and everyone else's.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 08:28 PM)

Anyone who drinks cum is a God fearing Christian.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 27, 2024 09:38 AM)

Classic Jesus!
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 27, 2024 09:50 AM)

Epiphanius of Salamis records that The Greater Questions of Mary contained an episode in which Jesus took Mary Magdalene up to the top of a mountain, where he pulled a woman out of his side and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. Then, upon ejaculating, Jesus drank his own semen and told Mary, "Thus we must do, that we may live." Upon hearing this, Mary instantly fainted, to which Jesus responded by helping her up and telling her, "O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?"
This is complete fabricated nonsense by a demonic loser.
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Revenant — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 03:18 PM)

Nah, it's completely true. That hippie was a degenerate who washed hooker feet. Jesus and Tarantino would be friends.

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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 10:15 AM)

No, it isn't true.
He did wash prostitutes' feet and did hang out with sinners like us many times. Tarantino would be welcome at the table with him any time. You and me, too.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 27, 2024 09:52 AM)

Christ followers = Cum swallowers
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 28, 2024 09:31 PM)

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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 02:59 PM)

So true
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 09:48 PM)

I heard Jesus was a pedo.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 10:06 PM)

You heard right!
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 10:46 PM)

I don't know about Christ himself but his followers sure are.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 03:57 PM)

^this!
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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 03:32 PM)

It is known
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The Kraken — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 10:52 PM)

Jesus is going to turn off your lights for posting this.

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/.​ — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 08:02 AM)

My password is password

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Uncreative — 1 year ago(July 29, 2024 11:11 PM)

Not only that, but he was hammered 24/7. Have you ever looked at his blood alcohol content?

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Pandora — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 08:48 AM)

What a perv That’s not in the bible though?

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Jaja — 1 year ago(July 30, 2024 09:14 AM)

All this aside, why are Europeans absolutely terrified to bash Islamists?
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