What have you done wrong?
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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(November 25, 2023 02:04 PM)
And you know what, out of all the things he has done in the past, not once did I ever call the polce on him (cuz who needs those twats involved anyway) and I do ONE THING and he called them. Fucking vile **** can die a long and painful death for all I care.
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The Many Ghosts of Murr — 2 years ago(November 27, 2023 05:49 PM)
I'm sure by some small, obscure legal technicality that's never enforced, yeah. We probably all do on a regular basis, given how convoluted laws can be
Beyond that, I was thinking about this recently, and no. Smoking weed where doing so is illegal, trespassing in old abandoned buildings to explore… lots of citations I could've theoretically gotten, but that's about it. Nothing prison worthy. I've never even stolen anything. I tried to steal a candy bar when I was 13, just to do it, and felt super guilty so just walked around the aisle and put it back. I'm horrible
I'm so boring. I'm presently eating some leftover mince of my last secret friend, and even he agreed I seemed very boring. It endeared me to him. We sat and played chess for a couple weeks. I considered letting him go… alas
