Best line

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scratchmo2k2 — 17 years ago(August 02, 2008 01:15 AM)

After re-watching this recently, and subsequently realizing how many of these lines I still use on a near daily basis, I still think the best line (as if I could ever choose one) is "Teach me to read." It never loses it's touch.

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murry-4 — 17 years ago(August 12, 2008 01:08 AM)

"Yeah, but normal people don't get paid in chicken and waffles."

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mspina33 — 17 years ago(October 19, 2008 12:53 PM)

"Negativity festers in you man! How'd you ever get to be my friend?" - Ivan to Josh, while getting drunk in the bar after losing their jobs.
What a great movie:)

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FatKidWithGlasses — 16 years ago(June 15, 2009 04:10 AM)

Don't bulls!t me, I'm a big cello fan!

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mike_the_bloody — 16 years ago(June 25, 2009 01:14 AM)

Norman
: Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?
"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke

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curleymd — 16 years ago(February 21, 2010 01:37 PM)

"Sir, I'd like to spank you bald headand then lick it!"

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dakky68 — 13 years ago(January 27, 2013 04:26 AM)

For me, it's in the Roscoe's song over the credits:
"Video Aces went from rags to riches,
Now they're in the can with no cash or bitches."
Gold.

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madpogue — 13 years ago(February 15, 2013 03:24 PM)

"We'll make him eat that syllable."
"Say 'goodnight', Norman."
"Remember what we did to Jello Biafra!"

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psdhart — 13 years ago(March 09, 2013 01:47 PM)

You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.

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Woodyanders — 4 months ago(November 10, 2025 02:40 PM)

"It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes."
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.