favorite quotes
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OckGal — 20 years ago(August 20, 2005 12:15 AM)
"USA is A-OK!"
The rest have all been said, lol! I have most of the Gladys ones on my computer as various computer sounds. The USA one is my AIM buddy sign-off sound and it makes me laugh just thinking about it.
~Lisa
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BettySpaghetti — 20 years ago(August 22, 2005 04:17 PM)
I don't believe anyone has said this one yet:
"THE SWAN ATE MY BABY!!"
and
"Next one who comes in here without a pack of Luckies dies! SHE DIES!"
But you all have hit the vast majority of my favorites like, "Speak ENGLISH you stupid, little, retard!" and "The woman clung to your tap shoes while flying through the air like a GD lawn dart!" Oh, I just thought of another one: Amber referring to Janelle, "Oh, she's super happy. The blow to her head made her deaf!" And it's not a quote, but one of my all time favorite parts is when Becky is dancing with the Jesus doll. I was still in Catholic school when this movie came out and my friends and I were rolling and this part. -
maids_are_us — 20 years ago(September 01, 2005 05:21 PM)
anorexic girl: "who are you?"
"I told you, if a cripple comes along, I'll move the car"
The pageant ladies: "I can sum up pageants with this martini. I can see this glass as half full, or i can see it as Hey Waiter! Get me another drink!" -
ElizaDushkusGroomToBe — 20 years ago(September 13, 2005 08:56 AM)
It's best with lots of butter.
I'm going to do a dramatic monologue. Something from Othello or Soylent Green.
Formerly l5rfox.
And there was one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of it quickly.