Favourite Quotes from NAKED GUN 2 1/2 !!!!
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xxBlonde_Sarahxx — 21 years ago(September 24, 2004 04:39 AM)
One of my favourite quotes from NAKED GUN 2 1/2 has to be.
Oh, it's alright. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr Poopy Pants?
Its just soooo priceless!!! Classic Lt Frank Drebin!!!! -
Mielkeway8 — 21 years ago(October 10, 2004 07:16 PM)
hmmm id have to say
I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
and
Jane Spencer : Play our song, Sam.
Sam : Alright DING DONG! The witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch!
and(theres a lot!)
Lt. Frank Drebin : Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town.
[A male shop assistant appears from a storeroom]
Sex Shop Assistant : Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.
Lt. Frank Drebin : [to the Female Assistant] It's a gift.
haha great great movie! im watching it now!
Say hello to my little friend!
~Al Pacino in Scarface -
speedy57842 — 21 years ago(October 28, 2004 05:26 PM)
my favorite quote of what frank drebin said is this
"This is Lt. Frank Drebin Police Squad, throw down the gun on the floor and come out with your hands up OR come out and then put the gun down, which ever way you want to do it!" -
certificateoflivedickens — 20 years ago(June 30, 2005 01:01 AM)
Lt. Frank Drebin: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say"Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right.
"You're confusing hair with schizophrenia. Common mistake."- missgreen16
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funky_dunc — 21 years ago(November 13, 2004 04:18 AM)
Nah, my favourite lines have to be:
George Bush: I want to offer you a new job. It won't be easy. It'll mean working with some of the scummiest, most dispicable lowlifes in our society.
Drebin: You want me to join your cabinet? -
TiCyB — 21 years ago(December 11, 2004 10:23 AM)
One of my favorite's gotta be this one, during a discussion between Frank and Ed:
"It's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank?"
"Uh, not right now, Ed."
Oh, damn how hard I laughed! I was crying for like 5 minutes after that! -
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alpinecondo — 21 years ago(January 06, 2005 10:37 PM)
I have 2 favorites:
Professor Meinhiem: "You're thinking of Him again. What was his name? Frank?
You just can't stop thinking about him, Can you?"
Jane: "Who?"
Professor Meinhiem: "Frank!"
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Lyrics to the Blues song at the BLUE NOTE
.I get out of bed.wish I was dead
and I hope you do, too. -
zauis_at_mp — 20 years ago(July 08, 2005 04:01 PM)
C'MON, the following bit is still being ripped off today in other movies and TV shows.
Frank, using the bullhorn: "This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns and come on out with your hands up; or come on out then throw down your guns which ever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here, ONE: guns to be thrown down; TWO: come on out." -
MasterDebator5 — 20 years ago(July 09, 2005 09:39 AM)
Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's an awfully big mustache. -
trspamfile — 20 years ago(August 03, 2005 02:07 PM)
"I want a world where Frank Jr., and all the Frank Jrs., can breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter."
"It's ancient history, like the Democratic party."
Frank: "Jane said she'd meet us at the rear entrance."
Ed: "Where's that?"
Frank: "In the back."
Jane: "Who would want to kill you?"
Frank: "Before tonight, only the cable company."
"You're part of a dying breed, like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsberg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
"Well you certainly seem to be in touch with your anger."
"Looks like the cows have come home to roost."
Doorman: "Your coat, sir?"
Frank: "Yes it is, and I have the receipt to prove it."
Hapsberg: "Que sera sera. You do speak French, don't you Lieutenant?"
Frank: "No but I do kiss that way."
"Don't be so hard on yourself. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious brooding sociopath."
"A sick twisted individual, full of self-hate, and possibly a few months behind on his rent, had finally snapped."