Favourite Quotes from NAKED GUN 2 1/2 !!!!
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funky_dunc — 21 years ago(November 13, 2004 04:18 AM)
Nah, my favourite lines have to be:
George Bush: I want to offer you a new job. It won't be easy. It'll mean working with some of the scummiest, most dispicable lowlifes in our society.
Drebin: You want me to join your cabinet? -
TiCyB — 21 years ago(December 11, 2004 10:23 AM)
One of my favorite's gotta be this one, during a discussion between Frank and Ed:
"It's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank?"
"Uh, not right now, Ed."
Oh, damn how hard I laughed! I was crying for like 5 minutes after that! -
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alpinecondo — 21 years ago(January 06, 2005 10:37 PM)
I have 2 favorites:
Professor Meinhiem: "You're thinking of Him again. What was his name? Frank?
You just can't stop thinking about him, Can you?"
Jane: "Who?"
Professor Meinhiem: "Frank!"
and
Lyrics to the Blues song at the BLUE NOTE
.I get out of bed.wish I was dead
and I hope you do, too. -
zauis_at_mp — 20 years ago(July 08, 2005 04:01 PM)
C'MON, the following bit is still being ripped off today in other movies and TV shows.
Frank, using the bullhorn: "This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns and come on out with your hands up; or come on out then throw down your guns which ever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here, ONE: guns to be thrown down; TWO: come on out." -
MasterDebator5 — 20 years ago(July 09, 2005 09:39 AM)
Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's an awfully big mustache. -
trspamfile — 20 years ago(August 03, 2005 02:07 PM)
"I want a world where Frank Jr., and all the Frank Jrs., can breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter."
"It's ancient history, like the Democratic party."
Frank: "Jane said she'd meet us at the rear entrance."
Ed: "Where's that?"
Frank: "In the back."
Jane: "Who would want to kill you?"
Frank: "Before tonight, only the cable company."
"You're part of a dying breed, like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsberg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
"Well you certainly seem to be in touch with your anger."
"Looks like the cows have come home to roost."
Doorman: "Your coat, sir?"
Frank: "Yes it is, and I have the receipt to prove it."
Hapsberg: "Que sera sera. You do speak French, don't you Lieutenant?"
Frank: "No but I do kiss that way."
"Don't be so hard on yourself. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious brooding sociopath."
"A sick twisted individual, full of self-hate, and possibly a few months behind on his rent, had finally snapped." -
terrythomas — 20 years ago(August 17, 2005 11:33 AM)
"You're a dying breed Hapsburg, just like people who can name all 50 states. The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh sure, not as much as jumping onto a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
And this one
"We've got a long road ahead of us. Just like having sex. It's a painful, arduous struggle that seems to go on and on, and just when you think you're getting somewhere, nothing happens." -
Social_Assassin — 20 years ago(September 07, 2005 03:10 PM)
"But that's a Red Light District, why would he go there?"
"Sex, Frank?"
"Not right now, we have work to do"
also the obscure twilight zone reference: "It's a cookbook! It's a COOKBOOK!"
I hate you and your weird nipples!