Life after death?
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Aph the cat whisperer — 4 months ago(November 28, 2025 03:33 AM)
There's nothing there. You whizz down a bolt of light through a vast open emptiness which I presume is your brain shutting down. There's no pearly gates or singing angels. There's no whole life flash of memories. It's just what's left of your consciousness and your brain attempting to comfort you with warm feelings as you inevitably drift off to nothingness.
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BennyMuso82 — 4 months ago(November 28, 2025 10:53 AM)
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Baptizing Paddy
Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Paddy shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
Paddy replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"
Paddy answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk Paddy again – but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks him, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
(get ready for this…..)
Paddy staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in"?!!
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture -
Unique and Beautiful — 4 months ago(November 28, 2025 11:16 AM)
Gawn, that's not true. Christ died for you.
Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.
Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.
~ Matthew 11:28-30
