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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 16, 2018 12:15 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I know that guy they call the Bartman
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He gets his dog to fuck him in the can
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Trump's visit to England went over like a lead balloon
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Once again Trump proved that he's just a crass buffoon
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 17, 2018 04:37 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Trump's visit to England went over like a lead balloon
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Once again Trump proved that he's just a crass buffoon
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Trump is slovenly and uncouth
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But he is the same color as a British tooth
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 17, 2018 11:40 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Trump is slovenly and uncouth
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But he is the same color as a British tooth
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Trump is a big fat dumb and disgusting slob
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Who alas has the world's most important job
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 19, 2018 01:48 AM)
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Trump is a big fat dumb and disgusting slob
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Who alas has the world's most important job
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America's time is finally up
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It was nice while it lasted, but now we're ****ed
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 19, 2018 11:27 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
America's time is finally up
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It was nice while it lasted, but now we're fucked
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I'm a huge fan of Julie Strain
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I'm sad to hear that she's in pain
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I found out from someone on Facebook that Strain is suffering from dementia due to a head injury that happened when she was thrown off a horse in her late twenties.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 19, 2018 09:08 PM)
Woodyanders said...
I'm a huge fan of Julie Strain
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I'm sad to hear that she's in pain
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I found out from someone on Facebook that Strain is suffering from dementia due to a head injury that happened when she was thrown off a horse in her late twenties.
Yet more news that really sucks
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The human body was invited by schmucks
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Why is it that a injury you had decades ago can come back and **** with you anytime, yet you can do push-ups and splits thirty times a day and the results will go away in a day? We're build very poorly. -
Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 20, 2018 01:02 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Yet more news that really sucks
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The human body was invited by schmucks
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Why is it that a injury you had decades ago can come back and fuck with you anytime, yet you can do push-ups and splits thirty times a day and the results will go away in a day? We're build very poorly.
The human body is quite frail
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Any of us can go from robust to pale
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 20, 2018 07:44 AM)
Woodyanders said...
The human body is quite frail
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Any of us can go from robust to pale
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What happened to Strain really sucks
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But her body gives zero ****s
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Went with rhyming suck and **** twice in a row. I maybe running low on inspiration. -
Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 20, 2018 12:15 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
What happened to Strain really sucks
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But her body gives zero fucks
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Went with rhyming suck and fuck twice in a row. I maybe running low on inspiration.
Julie Strain is one tough chick
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She'll tell death to suck her dick
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 21, 2018 06:51 AM)
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Julie Strain is one tough chick
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She'll tell death to suck her dick
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Stain's future seems to be on the shelve
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But death can definitely **** itself
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 21, 2018 01:24 PM)
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Stain's future seems to be on the shelve
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But death can definitely fuck itself
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Julie Strain's plight causes me great despair
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Life can be horribly tragic and flat out unfair
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 21, 2018 09:01 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Julie Strain's plight causes me great despair
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Life can be horribly tragic and flat out unfair
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Julie Strain was always brassy and tough
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Hope she kicks dementia right in the muff
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 22, 2018 01:05 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Julie Strain was always brassy and tough
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Hope she kicks dementia right in the muff
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I know there's no cure for dementia yet, but there is a first time for everything
The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 22, 2018 05:19 PM)
Woodyanders said...
The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.
It's no surprise that they're erasing fun
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The digital era has put us under the gun
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 22, 2018 05:32 PM)
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The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.
I just looked up his tweets. I'll admit they're not very clever, but as for the offensive content, the guy did work for Troma, so what were they expecting? Granted, Uncle Lloyd would have been wittier… -
Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 22, 2018 11:02 PM)
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I just looked up his tweets. I'll admit they're not very clever, but as for the offensive content, the guy did work for Troma, so what were they expecting? Granted, Uncle Lloyd would have been wittier…
If you make one single offensive post on the Internet
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People will never forgive you nor will they ever forget
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 23, 2018 09:23 PM)
Woodyanders said...
If you make one single offensive post on the Internet
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People will never forgive you nor will they ever forget
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And with all that we've been posting here
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Society is gonna **** us in the rear
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 24, 2018 01:06 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And with all that we've been posting here
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Society is gonna fuck us in the rear
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I've made a lot of offensive jokes in my time
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But I don't think it's some heinous crime
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(July 24, 2018 06:43 AM)
Woodyanders said...
I've made a lot of offensive jokes in my time
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But I don't think it's some heinous crime
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Speaking of crimes…
Did you know Chuck Norris endorsed Roy Moore?
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His kicks are great but his choices are poor
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(July 24, 2018 11:47 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Speaking of crimes…
Did you know Chuck Norris endorsed Roy Moore?
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His kicks are great but his choices are poor
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I dig Chuck Norris for his martial arts
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But his political views ain't so smart
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.