Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 08, 2018 11:15 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Oh man, it's true! I just threw up in my mouth. Actually, I don't think anything Trump derives pleasure from can be anything but sick.
And because he's such a sleazy prick
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All the women he harassed should should get to punch his dick
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He'd probably enjoy that too. But what about cutting it off and putting it in a sandwich 'Blood Sucking Freaks' style? He might like that too…
Trump is such a disgusting sleaze
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Who does whatever he pleases
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 10, 2018 04:56 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Trump is such a disgusting sleaze
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Who does whatever he pleases
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I hope these limericks don't get us in trouble
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The secret service might pay a visit on the double
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 10, 2018 11:11 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I hope these limericks don't get us in trouble
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The secret service might pay a visit on the double
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If I get busted I'm going to jail
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I don't make enough money to pay bail
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 06:14 AM)
Woodyanders said...
If I get busted I'm going to jail
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I don't make enough money to pay bail
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Going to jail won't be fun
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But I'll be getting the same amount done
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 11:06 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Going to jail won't be fun
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But I'll be getting the same amount done
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Thanks to this thread I've ****ed myself good
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I'll never get a job writing for Disney in Hollywood
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 03:21 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Thanks to this thread I've fucked myself good
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I'll never get a job writing for Disney in Hollywood
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But you'll still get to use your writing diploma
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I'm sure they'd love to hire you at Troma
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 03:27 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
But you'll still get to use your writing diploma
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I'm sure they'd love to hire you at Troma
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Writing for Troma would be a dream come true
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I'll write a script for "The Toxic Avenger Part 22"
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 06:45 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Writing for Troma would be a dream come true
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I'll write a script for "The Toxic Avenger Part 22"
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We should do our part to keep Troma alive
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And let's hope they released 'Toxic Avenger 5'
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Toxie 5 has been stuck in development hell for ages now, but it hear it's getting made now! -
Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 12, 2018 01:17 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
We should do our part to keep Troma alive
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And let's hope they released 'Toxic Avenger 5'
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Toxie 5 has been stuck in development hell for ages now, but it hear it's getting made now!
Another thing we need before we die
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Is another sequel to Nuke 'Em High
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 13, 2018 01:47 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Another thing we need before we die
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Is another sequel to Nuke 'Em High
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Yes!
Another thing we need to see
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Is the Troma version of 'The Autobiography of a Flea'
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 13, 2018 10:53 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Yes!
Another thing we need to see
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Is the Troma version of 'The Autobiography of a Flea'
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I know this guy name of Bruce
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He likes to drink his own juice
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 14, 2018 08:52 PM)
Woodyanders said...
I know this guy name of Bruce
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He likes to drink his own juice
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I know that guy
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He ate his own juice out of a moose
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 14, 2018 09:08 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I know that guy
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He ate his own juice out of a moose
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Another thing about that guy Bruce
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He was arrested for ****ing a goose
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 16, 2018 04:22 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Another thing about that guy Bruce
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He was arrested for fucking a goose
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He also likes Jamaican folk music called Mento
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And jerking off to pictures of Doctor Demento
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 16, 2018 11:09 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
He also likes Jamaican folk music called Mento
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And jerking off to pictures of Doctor Demento
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He's also into huffing gas
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And taking it up the ass
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 16, 2018 11:40 PM)
Woodyanders said...
He's also into huffing gas
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And taking it up the ass
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And his cum tastes real tart
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He also smells beaver farts
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 17, 2018 01:16 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And his cum tastes real tart
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He also smells beaver farts
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He also jerks off in his tea
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And likes to drink his on pee
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 17, 2018 06:17 AM)
Woodyanders said...
He also jerks off in his tea
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And likes to drink his on pee
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He smells his hand after he rubs his nuts
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And fists people who call him a klutz
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 17, 2018 11:10 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
He smells his hand after he rubs his nuts
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And fists people who call him a klutz
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He licks his cum from off the floor
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And has sex with smelly diseased whores
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Woodyanders — 6 years ago(June 18, 2019 04:26 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I don't know why that's hurt her career. Several actresses also model. Some male actors too, Dolph Lundgrin for example (though I don't think he was nude)
I know that gal Tania Fox
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She was in a Puppet Master movie, then she showed her box
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Actually, it's the other way around.
Tania Fox in the buff looks mighty fine
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I've jerked off to her photos plenty of times
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.