Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 05, 2021 09:50 PM)
Woodyanders said...
For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
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Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
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I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again." -
Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 06, 2021 02:20 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."
Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 06, 2021 04:56 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 06, 2021 05:03 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
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The smell of cum is always on his breath
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 09, 2021 10:17 PM)
Woodyanders said...
I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
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The smell of cum is always on his breath
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He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.
I'm now the author of a book
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You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look:
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 01:02 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.
I'm now the author of a book
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You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look:
https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/matthew-dalldorf/dying-is-easy/paperback/product-9wd2mg.html?page=1&pageSize=4
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That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 05:00 PM)
Woodyanders said...
That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
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Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)
There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 02:13 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)
There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.
I know this horny guy name of Doug
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He's always giving his dick a tug
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 06:04 AM)
Woodyanders said...
I know this horny guy name of Doug
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He's always giving his dick a tug
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I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to **** his coffee mug
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 12:12 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to fuck his coffee mug
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Another thing about that guy Doug
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He tried to give an elephant a hug
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 02:30 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Another thing about that guy Doug
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He tried to give an elephant a hug
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Doug is a strange fella
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He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 03:17 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug is a strange fella
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He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
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Doug also attends lots of raves
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And scores with corpses in their graves
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 12, 2021 04:11 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Doug also attends lots of raves
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And scores with corpses in their graves
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Doug likes older women, it's true
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Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 12, 2021 04:56 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug likes older women, it's true
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Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
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Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
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Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 14, 2021 01:46 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
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Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
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Doug runs a coffin store
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And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 14, 2021 02:36 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug runs a coffin store
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And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
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By the way, I ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon…I'll let you know.
Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his **** is driving me berserk
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It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 16, 2021 06:17 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his shit is driving me berserk
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It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.
Lazy workers and the pits
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They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 16, 2021 12:26 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Lazy workers and the pits
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They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
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Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 19, 2021 05:06 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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Lazy people are a bag of ass
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I'd rather put up with a giant rapist bass
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 19, 2021 12:10 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Lazy people are a bag of ass
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I'd rather put up with a giant rapist bass
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Right now living in Jersey blows
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We got nothin' but ice and snow
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.