Is this weird (dating)
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 01:20 AM)
I didn't say murder! I'm starting to doubt your choke hold expertise.
Choke Hold Safety
Learning how to choke hold correctly will allow you to render an opponent unconsciousness within 10 seconds. It is important to disengage the neck choke as soon as your opponent goes limp.
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 01:25 AM)
Maybe she has a fetish.
I once tried the choking thing on a girl, not actually choking her but putting my hand around her neck while we were having sex and she feigned like she was into it but you could tell she was like wtf
I mean they do it in porn
The black girl I was banging for a year kept saying she wanted a “sex swing.” Then when I bought one she said thank you and everything but you could tell she was like wtf it was her Xmas gift
You’re lucky Crystal, you’ve got me fugazying my guts out tonight
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 01:59 AM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
What was a joke, vagitas? Of course that was a joke. It's like vag + fajitas. Get it?
I think you should consult the Mexican posters for an authentic fajita recipe.
Idk I’ve never made any real Mexican dinners. Just bullshit stuff for myself.
Idk Crystal I’ll sleep on it and god will shove some ideas in my head when I’m not expecting them
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 02:03 AM)
Vlad. said...
Idk I’ve never made any real Mexican dinners. Just bullshit stuff for myself.
Idk Crystal I’ll sleep on it and god will shove some ideas in my head when I’m not expecting them
You can buy a taco or fajita kit from the supermarket. You can even buy the chicken (for chicken fajitas) already formed into strips and seasoned.
There are easier things to make, though. There are meal kits you basically just dump into a pan and cook. -
Vlad. — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 02:06 AM)
CrystalRaindrops said...
You can buy a taco or fajita kit from the supermarket. You can even buy the chicken (for chicken fajitas) already formed into strips and seasoned.
There are easier things to make, though. There are meal kits you basically just dump into a pan and cook.
Maybe I’ll try that.
Like I’m not culinarily incapable. I can cut vegetables and prepare a genuine meal. I could make her fish if I wanted to (I don’t). If it sucks she’ll still say it’s good. All upside baby. Praise Jesus.
Stop.