You are not doing a very good job of hiding your sexual jealousy here.
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Dildeaux — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 07:10 PM)
Make sure when you're on a date with her to ask her, "Hey if you were on a desert island and starving to death, and you were with a human baby, would you resort to eating the baby to stay alive?"
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Hepocles — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 08:36 PM)
Dude… a pump and dump can trigger psycho-bird mode, especially in a woman this young. These are dangerous times for men.
A one time thing would be a mistake. Do it at least four times, then let her down gradually. Even better if you can engineer it so she leaves you.
Alba gu bràth -
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EURAZN — 2 years ago(April 07, 2023 08:52 PM)
She lives an hour away
she live on a dirt road in the back woods? 2 hr round trip booty call for her so,yeah, she's gonna have your address saved and she will definitely be a return engagement who doesn't take "no" easily -
hungryinconway — 2 years ago(April 08, 2023 12:17 AM)
And she'll invite all her teenage friends over and make it a party! That means alcohol and drugs and underage teenagers. As the only adult present, that's a lot of felony charges being put on him. Putin is definitely going to prison.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
no joke I didn’t read this reply before I made the other one. You’re alright, itty, you sick crazy gay motherfucking psycho.