Does it upset you? Anger you?

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Vlad. — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 03:47 PM)

Yes and now I’m humbly bragging about it. Happy new year
Stop.

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 09:51 PM)

He posted about it in one of my threads yesterday. A woman sent him a text saying, "Dad, **** me!" He told her he was too busy bench-pressing 50 lbs and would have to take a raincheck.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 10:22 PM)

Yeah he’s always painfully cliched in his attempts to humble brag.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 10:25 PM)

Due to my overwhelming empathy, I feel the embarrassment for him, and he doesn't end up feeling any at all.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 11:15 PM)

And benching 50 pounds is something any 14 year old boy could do. The girls here are supposed to melt because he can bench 50 pounds?
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 11:19 PM)

I guess so, he was pretty proud of it!
He also said he only gets turned on when women call him "dad." I don't know what's up with that.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(January 02, 2021 11:30 PM)

I think I can manage 50 pounds myself
That’s a weird kink, because most women will say “Daddy” or “Zaddy.”Dad just sounds like she has unresolved childhood traumas and psychological issues.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 02:44 AM)

I was just joking. He said the woman called him daddy.
I don't get the "daddy" stuff, though. No offense. I don't understand how it's any different from "dad." In other words, why would "dad" equate to psychological issues, but not "daddy"? Maybe someone can explain it to me. I haven't heard "Zaddy."
They say "daddy" in some songs, like in The Doobie Bros' song Black Water, there's the line, "Dance with your daddy all night long." Although that's right after he calls her "pretty mama." So maybe they're a mom and dad referring to each other as mama and daddy.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 03:28 AM)

Because “daddy” is a colloquialism for “hot guy” and “ Dad “ is just Dad.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 03:34 AM)

It is?? When did that colloquialism enter the vernacular?

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 03:37 AM)

It’s a millennial thing.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 03:41 AM)

So "mommy" must mean "hot woman" then. I wonder what "cousin" means.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 04:51 AM)

It doesn’t work like that. Lmao the concept is not unisex.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(January 03, 2021 04:57 AM)

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 said...
It doesn’t work like that. Lmao the concept is not unisex.
Then it's sexist and I want no part of it! [crossing arms/shaking head emoji]