How long does your significant other last?

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Soul_Venom — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:36 AM)

I'd have to see her picture first. I've seen you and you are goddamn gorgeous!
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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Wot??? — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:39 AM)

The only women you get are sluts, that you have to pay for Soul.
Gone

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Soul_Venom — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:47 AM)

Look. This is becoming tiresome. Go upstairs and tell your mother that I ain't interested and she is charging way to much for what she is offering. And let her know that using her kids as her personal attack dogs ain't cute. If she wants to negotiate she has my number.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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Kirk's Mama — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:54 AM)

Excuse me young man I'm going to have to insist that you apologize to my son right this instant! He's very sensitive and he's very protective of his mama. This would be very upsetting for him to see.

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Soul_Venom — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:58 AM)

he's very protective of his mama.
Tell, him not to worry about protection. I got condoms.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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Kirk's Mama — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 03:20 AM)

My dear sweet Kirk is a Virgin and he will not be needing your condoms any time soon!

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Soul_Venom — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 05:55 AM)

he will not be needing your condoms any time soon!
or ever.
As for you I'd wager you've had more rubber between your legs than the The Tour de France.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 11:03 AM)

Tell, him not to worry about protection. I got condoms.
Didn't you know that a blow up sex doll doesn't need condoms?
I guess when one's desperate, they have to act like its the real thing and a pick up to add to the delusion of being wanted.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Jan_El_Senor — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 03:10 AM)

The only women you get are sluts, that you have to pay for Soul.
Better than nothing, innit?
Grade "A" Fully Loaded
"Sexy as Hell"

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Chase — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:48 AM)

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Cheeky — 4 years ago(October 04, 2021 09:36 PM)

He can last when he's on top but when I'm on top a couple strokes is all it takes
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Donna Acacia — 4 years ago(October 04, 2021 11:34 PM)

Cuz at that angle his dick actually shrank an inch.

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Donna Acacia — 4 years ago(October 04, 2021 09:47 PM)

None of your concern.

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Chase — 4 years ago(October 04, 2021 09:52 PM)

Not sure… I'll check her expiration date and get back to you
Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Majestyk — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 02:55 AM)

As long as I need it to, unless I forget to charge it

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hungryinconway — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 06:26 AM)

Never stayed awake long enough to find out.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(October 05, 2021 11:04 AM)

Good on ya! Let em' know whose in charge.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Keyboard Romeo hired by Vlad and Thristy trying to — 4 years ago(December 07, 2021 06:07 PM)

Kill yourself

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Vlad And Thirsty Must Die This Week — 4 years ago(December 07, 2021 06:14 PM)

Die slow faggotron