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    ITTY — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:56 AM)

    Move to LA, breh.
    The women there get plastic surgery, bleach their buttholes, and all this stuff.

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      ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:59 AM)

      I had a cosmetic procedure done in Beverly Hills a while back. The doctor's name is John Layke. Supposedly a lot of rich movie stars use him. Celebrities go there and get treatments before big award shows like the Academy Awards. He's super, super expensive, though. Botox is already expensive enough but his charge is more than double what it costs to go to a standard MedSpa.
      I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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        Vlad. — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:58 AM)

        Assholes are where poop come out. Your future wife will poop out of her asshole forever. one day she will poop in your eye and you will have to take antibiotics.
        Stop.

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          ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:03 AM)

          You know when you go on a date, both the man and woman are freshly showered, groomed, and prepared for sex. You know this going into the date.
          But if living with your partner, they're going to be ****ting there. In your house. And sometimes they will be sweaty from the gym. And sometimes they will have hairy legs. They're not going to be physically looking their most beautiful and smell their most beautiful as they are out on a date. That scares me.
          I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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            Vlad. — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:04 AM)

            Yeah you're going to have to be around their period juice, morning discharge, and daily poops.
            Stop.

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              ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:25 AM)

              Period juice, morning discharge, and daily poops.
              Dude that is like the perfect title for a song.
              I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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                Vlad. — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:31 AM)

                Amen
                Stop.

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                  America — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:59 AM)

                  I want my future wife to share my asshole values
                  A very ambiguous statement.😃

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                    Roasted — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 03:43 AM)

                    🔥
                    ROASTED
                    🔥

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                      Fugazi — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:29 AM)

                      I use wet flushable wipes and TP. I also try to time my showers after my poops. If I am doing anal play, I anal douche.
                      A bidet is nice, but not necessary. Plus, you can't just do a bidet. There needs to be some wiping… I guess unless yours is very high quality.
                      I don't care what the girl does as long as she wipes well and showers her asshole… but if we do butt play, she or he for that matter should clean it better than a goo wiping.

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                        Strega — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:33 AM)

                        Using this is also effective

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