I have to go give a statement today 🙄
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Aph the cat whisperer — 5 months ago(October 13, 2025 07:09 AM)
I kinda did. My daughter came upstairs and was like "mam, the police want you to give a statement now" so I was like "you can tell them to FUCK RIGHT OFF they're not ruining another sunday evening" and she made sure I let it all out before telling me they were on the phone downstairs
I was like wow u better pray they didn't hear me lmfao -
Aph the cat whisperer — 5 months ago(October 13, 2025 07:14 AM)
One of my bewbs is swollen and hard too and my niece said that's how her aunty found out she had breast cancer so I'm like great
Google brings up breastfeeding **** when I search for answers. So, yeah. I'm probably gonna die 
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Aph the cat whisperer — 5 months ago(October 13, 2025 07:18 AM)
The police are gonna be like "Is there anything you want to add to your statement? Any evidence of his abuse?" And there's gonna be me whipping out a terabye of ring doorbell footage including him ripping the doorbell off the wall saying he doesn't give a **** and to call the police
He's so gonna make my life a misery if he doesn't go to jail
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-- wot -- — 5 months ago(October 13, 2025 11:47 AM)
wot? no it aint, I got 14 points for it and everything, I am almost a " local legend " as far as the sites ranking goes. How dare you insinuate Thomas Foolery on my account
You can apologise when ready.
I've trapped a nerve in my neck or somet and I'm in agony with it. Can't sleep or **** all