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MortSahlFan — 4 years ago(April 20, 2021 07:57 PM)
The innovative eventually becomes a cliche, especially if it was profitable. They'll keep doing it until its not.
I can think of many, but one conversational cliche I can't stand is when conflict arises and the protagonist is reluctant to say. Say the husband just lost his job.
Husband: Honey, I have something to tell–
Wife: Wait, me first! I know I can be indulgent at times, but with how things are going at work, I just bought a brand new car!
Husband: Oh, that's great, honey (he says nervously)
Wife: What were you about to tell me?
Husband: Uh, um, nothing, just what we're having for dinner? <nervous laugh>
Here's another one I just thought of while typing the previous stuff..
-Cutting to a new scene after an corny inside "joke" before someone can answer.
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LovelyDayna — 4 years ago(April 20, 2021 07:59 PM)
Mine is: "Are you done?"
This always follows some sub-Sorkin impassioned rant. Are you done? It's especially irritating because it feels like it's meant to sort of balance things out. Like you're supposed to be excited by the impassioned rant, but then the other character goes, get this, "Are you done?", and you're like "Shit! The shoe's on the other foot now!" -
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ME SO HORNY — 4 years ago(April 20, 2021 08:20 PM)
when a guy dies but the director is too stupid to avoid showing him still breathing because he has no camera technique and is in fact some rich jew bankers son who makes a movie by purchasing big names and then paying off influencers to say how great it is which leads to millions of followers to watch the piece of **** and then pay off the newspaper people to say what an organic miracle it was
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MortSahlFan — 4 years ago(April 21, 2021 11:20 AM)
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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(June 15, 2021 04:46 PM)
It just happens to be a couple, a man and a woman, and they both just happen to be straight and they both just happen to be single and available and they both just happen to like each other enough to start a relationship at the end.
Or if they are divorced they happen to be available and interested in each other again by the end.
Here is another one:
A beloved character by others dies by getting killed and they are over it right away.
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Joc Spader — 4 years ago(June 15, 2021 05:51 PM)
Movies period. Doctor Sleep and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood are the only new movies I've watched in the last 3 years. When I hear friends and family say we're going to see the Point Break remake I'm like why waste time & money on that ****?!
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps. -
Sk8tergirl — 4 years ago(October 15, 2021 09:25 PM)
I have quite a few.
-When there is a destruction in the city, you have to save a crying young child.
-Most women wear a bra during sex.
-Women screaming every 10 seconds everytime something "scary" happens
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The Red Pill — 4 years ago(November 15, 2021 06:37 AM)
In horror movies, whenever someone running as fast as they can is always caught by the monster even if the monster is walking at a regular pace.
Also fake out jumpscares. Oh it was just a cat. Oh it was just your friend putting his hand on your shoulder, etc.
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 