My fortune cookie

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CrystalRaindrops — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:12 AM)

The fortune cookie at the end of my meal tonight had no fortune inside! It was all cookie. Is that a bad omen or something?
And last year, one of my fortune-cookie fortunes was, "All things have an end."

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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:15 AM)

RIP
My password is password.

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CrystalRaindrops — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:19 AM)

Then the fortune cookie will say, "I warned her." (à la Jack Nicholson)

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MovieManCin2 — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:21 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Doctor Fill — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:23 AM)

I would recommend calling the manager and asking how you should interpret this disturbing incident.
Are you feeling okay?

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CrystalRaindrops — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:27 AM)

Yeah, they owe me a fortune!
Thanks for asking. No, I feel really drowsy. I think something sinister was slipped into my cookie. I'm going to rest now. Will update later…(probably)…

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JustinCase — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:35 AM)

I feel really drowsy. I think something sinister was slipped into my cookie.
You didn't have drinks with Bill Cosby did you?
And just what do you mean by, "something slipped into my cookie?" you cheeky minx!
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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It’smonicah — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:27 AM)

That’s creepy. I guess you get no fortune ‍️ lol

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-- wot -- — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:34 AM)

You broke mine heart

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JustinCase — 8 months ago(July 19, 2025 04:34 AM)

See what happens when AI bots replace humans in the fortune cookie factory?
Just beware of one that may say, "We are coming for you and taking over!"
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk