This man 'Never got a Dinner….'
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doorkeeper — 17 years ago(September 03, 2008 10:26 AM)
I ask you why? Why is it that Michelangelos girlfriend, who said to Angelo, 'Forget the paint lets put a mirror on the ceiling.' Never got a dinner!
Sammy Davis Junior, who said when he convert to Judaism, 'You're going to cut my what?' Never got a dinner!
Bob Nehru! Bob Nehru, who said, 'Hey, I think this material would make a nice jacket.' Never got a dinner!
Ernest and Julio Gallo, who said to Redd Foxx, 'I don't care what you think, we're not calling it Ripple.' Never got a dinner!
Dean Martin, yes our very own Dean Martin, who sang, 'Ain't that a kick in the head, but that ain't nothing compared to a Sunday morning hangover.' Never, never got a dinner!
And let's not forget Gandhi! Gandhi, who said, 'Tonight I feel like having a steak.' He, he got himself a dinner! -
Woodyanders — 14 years ago(March 05, 2012 06:33 AM)
Davy Jones who was taken the last train to Clarksville NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Whitney Houston who's next film is called "Still Waiting to Exhale" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Roman Polanski who goes into thirteen twice NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Jack the Ripper who was a real cut-up with the ladies NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Vic Morrow who's next movie is "Blade Runner" (it's being done in two parts) NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Jeffrey Dahmer who always had head and shoulders in his shower NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars! -
Woodyanders — 13 years ago(April 09, 2012 05:22 AM)
Mike Wallace whose sixty minutes are now u5b4p NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Jack Nicholson who keeps warning everyone to no avail NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Dick Clark who ain't gonna be rockin' on New Year's Eve anymore NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars! -
Woodyanders — 13 years ago(May 20, 2012 06:41 PM)
Donna Summer who has performed her last dance NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Robin Gibb who's through with stayin' alive NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Richard Dawson whose survey says "You're dead" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Richard Dawson who'll only be back fron now on in reruns NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ray Bradbury whose current body temprature is farenheit zero NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Rodney King who doesn't have to wo16d0rry ever again about being beaten by the LAPD NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars! -
Woodyanders — 13 years ago(July 08, 2012 06:25 PM)
Ernest Borgnine who shall forever continue to masturbate in the great beyond NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ernest Borgnine whose last wish was to be buried with a bottle of hand lotion, a box of Kleenex, and the latest issue of Playboy NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
James Holmes who obviously isn't a fan of the Batman movie franchise NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Fred Willard who should have kept it in his pants NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
James Holmes who made sure a midnight screening in Colorado of the latest Batman movie was a total blast for the audience NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Tony Scott who's no longer a top gun director in mainstream Hollywood NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Tony Scott who apparently wasn't unstoppable after all NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars! -
Woodyanders — 13 years ago(August 22, 2012 03:59 AM)
David Carradine who came and went after spe5b4nding one fateful night in Bangkok NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Prince Harry who loves to show everyone the crown jewels NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Clint Eastwood who gave that chair a real earful about Obama NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Larry Hagman who doesn't to worry anymore about being shot again NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars! -
Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(May 01, 2013 06:52 PM)
Ulli Lommel! who is deathly afraid of running out of serial killers, NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Michael, Michael Findlay who really lost his head over his new 3D camera NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?" -
Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(June 02, 2013 08:04 PM)
Red Buttons who never gotta dinner NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
John Cassavetes in THE FURY who blowed up real good NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Idi Amin who really knew how to get a head in politics NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?" -
Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(June 16, 2013 09:50 PM)
Jackie Kennedy who really got a chance to see into the mind of her husband NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Leon Trotsky who found out the cold, hard way that icepicks are good for more than just chopping ice NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?" -
Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(August 26, 2013 08:12 PM)
Lee Harvey Oswald who gave the First Lady a nice new corsage NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Virginia Woolfb68 who showed the whole world that going swimming stoned was a very bad idea NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Dinners which a whole lot of people evidently never got NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"