This man 'Never got a Dinner….'

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Steve Lake — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 07:10 PM)

WTF is your obsession woth Ernest Borgnine?
And what you think he is doing or used to do.
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

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Woodyanders — 13 years ago(February 18, 2013 09:48 AM)

Jerry Buss who has been slam-dunked into the great beyond NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Mindy McCready who went out with a bang NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(April 08, 2013 06:11 PM)

Roger Ebert who has seen his last movie NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Annette Funicello who has celebrated her last beach party NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(April 23, 2013 06:36 PM)

Juzo Itami who might as well jump NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(May 01, 2013 06:52 PM)

Ulli Lommel! who is deathly afraid of running out of serial killers, NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Michael, Michael Findlay who really lost his head over his new 3D camera NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(June 02, 2013 08:04 PM)

Red Buttons who never gotta dinner NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
John Cassavetes in THE FURY who blowed up real good NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Idi Amin who really knew how to get a head in politics NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(June 16, 2013 09:50 PM)

Jackie Kennedy who really got a chance to see into the mind of her husband NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Leon Trotsky who found out the cold, hard way that icepicks are good for more than just chopping ice NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(June 28, 2013 07:47 AM)

Paula Deen who ain't going to be making a special dinner for President Obama at the White House anytime soon NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(July 22, 2013 09:34 PM)

Lianne Spiderbaby who will probably be submitting this whole thread as her next article NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(July 23, 2013 04:10 AM)

Thanks, Maldoror-2. I really need a good laugh right now. Lianne actually plagiarized some of my writing on the IMDb.
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(August 26, 2013 08:12 PM)

Lee Harvey Oswald who gave the First Lady a nice new corsage NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Virginia Woolfb68 who showed the whole world that going swimming stoned was a very bad idea NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Dinners which a whole lot of people evidently never got NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(September 04, 2013 09:12 AM)

Ariel Castro whose favorite film was Hangin' With the Homeboys NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ariel Castro who was quite the swinger NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ariel Castro who just loves to hang around NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ariel Castro who by all accounts was well hung NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(October 22, 2013 06:30 PM)

Squeaky Fromme whose attempt at assassinating President Ford was half cocked at best NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(November 22, 2013 07:43 AM)

John F. Kennedy who went out with a bang fifty years ago today NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(November 24, 2013 06:33 PM)

Vic Morrow who was made an honorary member of the Rotary Club NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Billy Barty who gave a Playboy Playmate a little head NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Oral sex which gives a whole new meaning to "taking it on the chin" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Radical feminists who, as always, think that's not funny NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(November 30, 2013 07:48 PM)

Paul Walker who went out in a fast and furious manner NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Paul Walker who went from fast and furious to gone in sixty seconds NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(December 05, 2013 10:36 PM)

Rodney Dangerfield who never got no respect NEVER GOTTA DINNER EITHER!
George Orwell who told you so NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Robert Wagner who said to Natalie, "Sure you can have a few drinks; just don't go overboard" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Natalie Wood who didn't take a shower on the boat because she preferred to wash up on shore NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(February 05, 2014 07:33 AM)

Philip Seymour Hoffman who obviously never heard the Neil Young song "The Needle and the Damage Done" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(March 04, 2014 12:27 PM)

Kim Novak who's giving5b4 Joan Rivers a good run for her money in the bad plastic surgery department NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(March 18, 2014 04:39 AM)

L'Wren Scott who after years of getting no satisfaction as Mick Jagger's girlfriend decided it was about time to get her own cloud NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!