This man 'Never got a Dinner….'

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(July 23, 2013 04:10 AM)

Thanks, Maldoror-2. I really need a good laugh right now. Lianne actually plagiarized some of my writing on the IMDb.
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(August 26, 2013 08:12 PM)

Lee Harvey Oswald who gave the First Lady a nice new corsage NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Virginia Woolfb68 who showed the whole world that going swimming stoned was a very bad idea NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Dinners which a whole lot of people evidently never got NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(September 04, 2013 09:12 AM)

Ariel Castro whose favorite film was Hangin' With the Homeboys NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ariel Castro who was quite the swinger NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ariel Castro who just loves to hang around NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ariel Castro who by all accounts was well hung NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(October 22, 2013 06:30 PM)

Squeaky Fromme whose attempt at assassinating President Ford was half cocked at best NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(November 22, 2013 07:43 AM)

John F. Kennedy who went out with a bang fifty years ago today NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(November 24, 2013 06:33 PM)

Vic Morrow who was made an honorary member of the Rotary Club NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Billy Barty who gave a Playboy Playmate a little head NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Oral sex which gives a whole new meaning to "taking it on the chin" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Radical feminists who, as always, think that's not funny NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(November 30, 2013 07:48 PM)

Paul Walker who went out in a fast and furious manner NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Paul Walker who went from fast and furious to gone in sixty seconds NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Maldoror-2 — 12 years ago(December 05, 2013 10:36 PM)

Rodney Dangerfield who never got no respect NEVER GOTTA DINNER EITHER!
George Orwell who told you so NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Robert Wagner who said to Natalie, "Sure you can have a few drinks; just don't go overboard" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Natalie Wood who didn't take a shower on the boat because she preferred to wash up on shore NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
"The infinite regression of authority: Who regulates the regulators?"

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(February 05, 2014 07:33 AM)

Philip Seymour Hoffman who obviously never heard the Neil Young song "The Needle and the Damage Done" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(March 04, 2014 12:27 PM)

Kim Novak who's giving5b4 Joan Rivers a good run for her money in the bad plastic surgery department NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(March 18, 2014 04:39 AM)

L'Wren Scott who after years of getting no satisfaction as Mick Jagger's girlfriend decided it was about time to get her own cloud NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 12 years ago(March 20, 2014 06:28 PM)

Fred Phelps who shall spend eternity in Hell performing fellatio on Satan when he isn't being savagely sodomized by Ol' Scratch NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(April 18, 2014 08:35 AM)

Bryan Singer who's planning on doing a pedo-themed remake of The Usual Suspects in which he appears along with Victor Salva and Roman Polanski NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(April 20, 2014 10:44 AM)

Adolf Hitler who was reportedly a total gas to be around NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(April 23, 2014 08:25 AM)

Rev. Jim Jones who made the best Kool-Aid in town NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(July 06, 2014 07:10 AM)

Rolf Harris who hopefully will be tied down by his cellmate while the guy gives Rolf the extra leg where the sun doesn't shine NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(July 17, 2014 06:28 PM)

Malaysian Airlines whose new motto is "Come fly the deadly skies" NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I am the Duke of IMDb bio writers! I am A#1!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(August 13, 2014 04:42 AM)

Robin Williams who apparently was quite well hung NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I am the Duke of IMDb bio writers! I am A#1!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(August 17, 2014 06:50 AM)

David Koresh who attempts at starting his own religion alas went up in flames NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I am the Duke of IMDb bio writers! I am A#1!

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Woodyanders — 11 years ago(September 01, 2014 06:29 AM)

Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead who shall all be starring together in "The Fappening" (it'll be leaked online any minute now) NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
I am the Duke of IMDb bio writers! I am A#1!