I own 6 combs:
One is portable
One is a round comb
3 are regular styling combs made of bone and wood
One is a detangling comb
Each serves a unique and important purpose. You, a bald man, wouldn’t understand.
Stop.
I have a $200 blow dryer bought on sale for $60. It has a cold shot that’s actually cold. It I combine it with water it shoots bolts of electricity out at my enemies.
Stop.