Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it.

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azn_2 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:15 PM)

I made wheit nerdy kids like you cry just like I do today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:19 PM)

I thought you were white.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:48 PM)

She’s pink on the inside,

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MovieManCin2 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:56 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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soapbox original gangster — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:46 PM)

shoplifted, vandalism, fires

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:07 PM)

All good fun.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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NZer — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:49 PM)

Knock on doors and run away.

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:08 PM)

We call that knocka door run here and we got caught and marched home for a telling off.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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NZer — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:14 PM)

Me too!

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:17 PM)

This happened last week.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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NZer — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 01:14 AM)

You win that round!

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Hepocles — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 01:16 AM)

I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
Alba gu bràth

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Chicxulub — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:32 AM)

Did it have a rosewood fretboard or maple?

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Corwin — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:28 AM)

Pressed the red emergency button at the top of an escalator in a big department store.
It stopped. The people on it lurched forward. An old man who caught me doing it laughed.

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 06:38 AM)

You're officially Canada's biggest criminal.
My password is password.

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Corwin — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 07:01 AM)

Public Enemy.

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sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:29 AM)

Went streaking in church. I swear I'm not making it up
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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 10:38 AM)

Was it a dare.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 10:46 AM)

No. I was only like five or six. There is this sort of country-adjacent comedic singer in the US named Ray Stevens and my grandpa had a VHS tape with all of his music videos on it, including this one:
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Apparently I, as a small kid, thought it was hilarious and got it into my head that I would try to replicate the video the next time I was in public, which just so happened to be at church
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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 12:25 PM)

Were you with your parents.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture