I like the Quote he said In The World is not Enough.
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born-rock64 — 19 years ago(February 12, 2007 06:16 PM)
no one has mentioned moonraker
Bond: BALLS Q?
Q: (seemingly piss ed off) BOWLES007
Q: Be careful, will you? Now, there's ten darts: five blue-tipped, armour-piercing; five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.
Bond: Very novel, Q. Must get them in the stores for Christmas.
(also, from a view to a killi loved this one)
Q: (about Mayday) She must take a lot of vitamins!
James Bond: Yes, and perhaps Pegasus does too.
Watch Your Back, Jack -
Stampsfightclub — 19 years ago(February 23, 2007 07:34 AM)
I think its the tone of his voice that does it, i love him
"Don't touch that, thats my lunch"
"You have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws"
"Oh grow up 007"
"The writing's on the wall, along with the rest of him"
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flamehead08956 — 17 years ago(October 08, 2008 03:51 PM)
Too many to list, but I have a particular favorite from The World Is Not Enough
Bond: I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime.
Q: Oh, pipe down, 007!
Bond: Was it something I said?
Q: No, something you destroyed!! ("My fishing boat, for my retirement. Away from you.") -
Phworang231 — 17 years ago(April 03, 2009 11:11 AM)
It definitely had to be his last lines in TWINE:
Q: "Now, 007, I've always tried to teach you 2 things; Never let them see you bleed."
Bond: "And the second?"
Q: "Always have an escape plan!"
That was the last time we saw Q. -
Hoffman390 — 16 years ago(May 06, 2009 07:45 AM)
Minister of Denfence: My God what's Bond doing?"
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry sir!
007: Forgive me Father for I have sinned
Q: That's putting it m238ildy 007!
007: Ejector seats, you're joking!
Q: I never joke about my work 007
007: Q have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently
Q: Do try and return some of this equipment in pristine order DON'T TOUCH THAT!!! That's my lunch!
007: Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet
Q: They missed what a pity!
007: Do I need any protection?
Q: Only from me, 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order
After 007 has thrown Moneypenny his hat after his wedding and Q takes it off her.
Q: He never had any respect for government property!
And these 2 aren't from Q but about him
After 007's car has been sawn in half.
007: Q's not gonna like this!
When Q walks in to meet 007 in Thunderball
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Klopek007 — 15 years ago(October 02, 2010 03:59 AM)
Surprised no one has posted this yet. Always my favorite:
Q: It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage?
007: Yes.
Q: Fire?
007: Probably.
Q: Property destruction?
007: Definitely.
Q: Personal Injury?
007: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you.
007: Well, that takes care of the normal wear-and-tear. Is there any other protection I need?
Q: Only from me 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order.
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raf-33 — 15 years ago(December 04, 2010 07:09 AM)
All Desmond quotes
Vijay- "Is he still there?"
Q - "You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!"
Q - "It is to be handled with special care!"
Bond - "Everything you give me"
Q - "is treated with equal contempt. Yes, I know."
Q
[being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit]
Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this sig with spinach!
- "Is he still there?"
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Iceman373 — 12 years ago(July 12, 2013 09:10 PM)
I laugh everytime I 2000see Goldeneye where Bond walks into the room and he is in a wheal chair. Bond says something like, "Sorry for what happened, skiing accident?"
And Q's cast shoots off and explodes like a missle: "Hunting."
haha.