Kung Pow is quite possibly the Worst film ever made…
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cered — 21 years ago(January 05, 2005 06:23 AM)I was going to reply with a couple of your lines in which i found rather hypocritic or just pointless to your cause of wait, what was your cause again? Oh ya.. making people that enjoy a movie, not enjoy it. So basically, you'd like to rain on peoples parades. And if you had your way, you'd Take a piece of enjoyment out of their life, all beit a small piece. I'm sure britian is glad they have you on their team.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was going to take some of your own very lines and simulate why you have yet to make a bit of sense, but quite honestly there's just too many of those examples. So rather then waste my time with where to begin, I'll just announce that nobody really cares what your awful opinion on this film was. I don't need to explain to you why I liked this movie. I did, and that's that. Just like you don't need to jam down my throat your hateful philosophy on what a good spoof is and what a bad spoof is.
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(January 05, 2005 06:35 AM)
I love it, I just love it!!!
That was brilliant, keep up the good work!
By the way, you spelt Britain worng & without a capital B which proves you are an American. You are American right? If not your're either a thick Brit or a mastermind Aussie Answers on a postcard!
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(January 14, 2005 05:13 PM)
Thanks mate, a bit of support always helps!
You hit the nail there because I wouldn't really care a siht about this movie but it was the fact that some people were calling it a CLASSIC & the funniest film ever made. I think they need to get out more!
I just watched Napoleon Dynamite at my local UCI, this was meant to be stupid & the like but I just pissed myself from beginning to end! And the filming was very very good.. Catch it if you can!
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FelizSR — 21 years ago(February 02, 2005 06:10 PM)
I noticed a lot of people insulting this movie, but I'm ok with it.
For the record, I like this movie. I liked it enough to buy it on DVD. The question you guys seem to ask is, "Why do people like it?". The best way I can answer that is that some people can just leave their manners & morals at the door when watching a film. I can understand why a serious person would think this is the dumbest movie of all. It has childish voices & childish jokes, but I guess that's the appeal of it.
I think another thing that makes this movie good is that there is a lack of the "stupid" genre. When I say stupid, I mean movies like Airplane, Hot Shots, Space Balls & Scary Movie. Comedies that throw common sense out the window and present to you childish, weird humour. Presently there's a good amount of what I call "sane" comedy. Realistic situations where they may push boundaries a bit a few times, but could happen (American Pie,Napolean Dynamite & Harold & Kumar)
If I had to nitpick anything about the movie, I'd be the following:- Steve overacts/does too much in certain scenes (like doing a chipmonk gesture when surrounded).
- Some swearing would've fit certain scenes, like "It's Betty, you son of a pig..". I know it was meant as a joke, but some SouthPark humour would be nice :).
Maybe they had to please the studio, because I noticed that there's a scene cut out where the cow squirts milk on Steve chest/face (in a pronographic way). This might've been a storyboard, I forgot. - Stomach plug wasn't too appealing. Neither was the dancing with the forest animals
- Wimp Lo's lines (altough some good)were pretty dumb & not needed. Maybe I missed some of the jokes, but "I'm a man too you know. I go pee pee standing up" was probably better cut off.
As for worst movie I've seen. I think I'd give that title to You got served & Jason X. You got served had good dancing, but the script was garbage. Jason X. well Jason looked a little cool but that's it.
P.S. Please don't start bashing my post. I haven't bashed anyone's, so I hope to get the same. Simple/detailed reasoning will do just fine. No need for insulting.
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mikesurman105 — 20 years ago(July 10, 2005 06:00 PM)
Oh thank you phoenix, it warms my heart when I see that utter spastics are able to use a computer keyboard.
I must congratulate you on your better use of English, have you been practicing by any chance or have you stopped licking windows long enough to listen to the English teacher? When you get a girlfriend I'm sure she'll be very impressed by the way you can use your fingers and thumbs at the same time.
You know, I love the UK because we're better than the rest of the world, we know it, the world knows it and they hate us for it.
Chocks away old chap!!!
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thatsallmine — 20 years ago(August 07, 2005 05:30 PM)
Losing an arguement can be easily divided into 3 phases:
Phase 1. You start to correct the grammar or spelling of your opponent. Dude, if you can't argue with the content of a post you start arguing about the spelling? Just wrong
Phase 2. You insult your opponent with childish phrases like "you don't have a girlfriend" or "you'll never get laid if you're against my point". Goddamn, even if i die alone you're still wrong, go figure.
Phase 3(now there's really no hope for you, you lost). You turn into a nazi. Even if you're a high intelligent alien from mars, you're not making your statement better.
I liked the movie. Good fun, subtle jokes, parody en masse and good ol' shut-your-brain-off gags.
If you correct my spelling and/or grammar, i rest my case.
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hintti69 — 20 years ago(September 19, 2005 06:50 AM)
You hit the nail there because I wouldn't really care a siht about this movie but it was the fact that some people were calling it a CLASSIC & the funniest film ever made. I think they need to get out more!
OMG OMG you misspelled "s%#t"! You're mentally disabled!
Oh please.
F$#k yeah!