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Vocaroo transcripts — 4 years ago(August 08, 2021 12:34 AM)
I don't know why but I think "summer was last week" sounds so funny. So does it get really hot? Like a hundred degrees hot? Or is it more like 85 and high humidity and everybody bitches. Which I understand! I mean, once again from being, the, from that Englandy, Englishy - Englishy, is that right? Yeeeah. That Englishy place. Kinda like Australia, you know, kinda Englishly. Not exactly England, but… kind of England reminiscent. Eh, either way you both got weird accents. [strikes lighter] Why can't you speak English like we do? I mean, just, you know, [drops lighter] plain ol' vanilla English. You guys gotta foof it all up, it's, I, we could never speak that. And besides, I don't think, can you. OK, this is a question. Can y'all say "Y'all?" I've never heard a British person or an English person or a… [hacking cough] Excuse me - Austro, any of those. One time, do a Vocaroo say "Y'all." I'd looove to hear "Y'all." Except with a, you know, like if the Queen was saying y'all. That would be great. Alright, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the British y'all. I'm waiting. Get it together Dazed.
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Vocaroo transcripts — 4 years ago(August 07, 2021 11:19 AM)
I kinda agree with you. I do like these… nasty days, because, uhh, you know you havt, it takes time to adjust to get to that point where you're OK with it. Uh, but, you know, once you hit that adjustment period, once yer body adjusts to it it's actually kind of nice. And actually you lose a lot of weight too. Umm, back in 2011, uh, I'm in north Texas, so, umm, weeee had 65 consecutive days over 100 degrees, which is, I believe that's our record. Annnd it was hot as **** and I wasss working as a leasing agent so I was out showing apartments and stuff and I lost a ton of weight. Umm, you know, I-I went-I went down to like 175 which is pretty low for me. And, uh, I love that, I love that part. You know, losing all the weight. I was like, "Hell yeah! I like this." So right now I'm tryin' to get out there and do some more physical activity and try to get that weight loss again, cuz, e-even though it sucks, and yer-you hate it, ya-you-you love it at the same time. It's like, "Damn! It's hot!" It's ****ing hot, but damn, get out there, cuz, you know, that-your body it becomes stronger. It gets tougher, you know, the more you expose it to different things it gets, it's just, er, you know, we a-we adapt, you know, as humans, we really, really, really good at adapting. Uhh, we can sweat, you know, I mean, some animals can't even sweat. So we have advantages, but, umm. Yeah, I like it. Uh, I've, I've. Luckily I've put some new freon in my car, cuz I was out of freon. I mean, uh, refrigerant. So I did that myself for the first time ever. It was pretty easy. But uh, you got cold AC. But, yeah. I like it.
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Vocaroo transcripts — 4 years ago(August 08, 2021 12:37 AM)
Jewfro:
JansoGor- You used to be JansoGorilla, now you're JansoZeldris… oh Shit! Wait a minute. It's not even Janso. It's Jasno. Were you always Jasno? I don't think you were always, it was Janso, right? Pretty sure. [sniffs] Yer the guy that busted me out straight about being dicelexic. Like ****ing laid that **** bare, right? That was you? Oooooooo! That one stung! Because, nigga, I am diceslexic and I try to keep that **** from everybody, that's why I do these ****in' Vocaroos! But then you even, and they said that, they said someday. Someday that dicelexia was gonna ssseep through into other things other than the written language, it'd even get my wr, my, my, uh, spoken word. Motherfuck, it's true! It-unless that wasn't you and if, I'm just, just disregard all that ****. [hacking cough] No. [cough] Goddamn. [continues to hack]
Forgive me, everybody. I've been working outside [inhales] and, uh, the mid-Western dog days of summer, they, tell ya what, they bring out the pollen, the ragweed, everythang, but. Fuckin' love it. Now, Imma little different than you. I don't have to get acclimated. As a matter a fact [sniffs] I pretty much go into, like, April with a rage boner for ****ing the dog days of summer. I want ****in' heat. I hate springtime. Springtime, [sniffs] I dunno. It's bad luck time of the year for me, let's just get that right out of the way. Baaaad luck time of the year. And [sig
h] I don't know. It's just, it's ****in' wimpy. It's all ****in' green and misty and ****ing, I ****ing hate that ****. [sniffs] No. Give me ****ing scorched earth, that's what I like.
I think my love for the dog days of summer, I don't recall, I mean, I liked it when I was a kid, but when I reeeeeeeelllly got into it was probably around… … … when I was 16 or so. When we started dropping sssserious acid during the summer, and, oh man! Just sittin' around ****in' laughing our balls off, sweatin' ****in' bullets. It was just, I don't know. It was just, it was a magical time of my youth. [lau
gh] But yeah, I do enjoy it. Uh, it's startin to kinda wind down a lil bit. Starting to get that autumn. Here's another thing I like about the dog days of summer. For some reason, like, [s
igh] that scorched graaass and autumn crickets and locusts and all those bugs gives me this Halloweeny type, like a pre-Halloween. [coughs] Like good scary **** should happen… in lates, and-it kind-kinda seems like it does, cuz once again we go back to that spring br-summer break thing. You know, kids are always off, so there's always an adventure to be found. And usually a kids adventure leads you to some…[si
gh] darker… type, uh, like, here's a perfectly.
Oh man! This is a greeeat dog days of summer movie. Fuckin', umm, oh ****! I for-done forgot the ****in' name of it. [inhales] Hold on. Oh my god! How have I forgotten the name of this. Was it Stand by Me? Was Stand by Me the one where the kids went out? Oh Jesus Christ. My memory is going to ****. [inhales] That was Stand by Me, right? Steven King, uh, short story about going ta find a kid on the, dead on the railroad tracks. That's-that is a fantastic, and that's what I'm gettin' at. Late summer, hot, they're on an adventure, but the 'venture kinda has a spooky undertone. [clears throat] I'm not necessarily sayin' it has to be like… blend gore/horror oriented. Doesn't hafta be that way. But… there's a bit of a dark aside to it. And, eh, for some reason, I don't know, that-that seems to be real prevalent in my love… for the dog days of summer. So.
[chair squeaks]
And the weight loss. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna-I'll finish this up. It's almost four minutes. That's way too long. But, uh, this summer I've taken it upon myself to… [cough] donate my time charitably to a, uh… well it's a pet cemetery. I'm [sniffs] probly gonna get doxxed on that, but, yeah. It's a pet cemetery annnnnd [cough] I don't know. I've been workin' there day and night. [sniffs] Umm, and-and when I say work, it's not like a job, I just, I found the place and said this place needed fixin' up. [cough] So I've been fixin' it up, and yeah, I've dropped like… almost 40 pounds this summer? And I mean, really the summer's not quite over with. I've still got good heat left and weeks and weeks and weeks of work to do. [hacking] But as you can… tell, chain sawing for some odd reason [sniffs] sawdust from chain sawing is rrrrreeaaaly realy offensive to my bronchial system. So. You get these outrageous sounding coughs. It clears up by midday, it's just. I guess I'm still getting rid of the garbage that I breathed in. Or, yeah. Breathed-breathed dust from that. [sniffs] So, I'm gonna get off here. It was nice talking to you, Jasno. I'll get that right next time. Talk to ya later. Bye now.
Jasno:
Oh, hey. No, that wasn't me. Uhhh, I-I've-I don't recall being the one that pointed out you had dyslexia. Or "aslexia," or however you say it. No, ummmm, nope! As far as I know that wasn't me. Uh, yeah. My-my username's always been Jasno. The s
