She's not hot at all.
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Manfred_von_Angst — 18 years ago(July 13, 2007 04:24 AM)
Ummm it's not just the Brits. I have the Stars and Bars coming out of my ass and I would give my left one to bang Keeley and my right one to bang Scarlett. If you think neither is hot, you may want to move to San Francisco and "explore" your sexuality a bit more.
Visit my blog:
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mrbruto — 15 years ago(May 12, 2010 02:38 PM)
yup. a REAL clears throat beauty
http://www.popoholic.com/photo.php?id=keeley-hazell-lynx-04&title= Keeley%20Hazell%20for%20Lynx%20Deodorant
You wouldn't dare!
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rockmail — 15 years ago(December 13, 2010 04:20 PM)
"Sharp Knees" and all that? Yeah, okay fat, basement dwelling computer dweeb, we're all bowing down to your sophisticated opinion.
BTW, mom says to take the trash out NOW, then you can go back to reading your comic books. -
mr-ection — 19 years ago(January 16, 2007 11:10 AM)
Not hot??? I'm Americanand think this woman is nothing if not boiling-ass hot.
Too bad she's stupid enough to let herself be filmed giving the boyfriend's bishop a tongue bathWhen will celebs freaking learn? -
fleeing_american_neocons — 19 years ago(January 16, 2007 01:21 PM)
No I'm not gay. I just think she's plain jane and all you guys freaking oogle over her is because of her boobs. She dumb as a door nail, plain face, plain body plain everything. Not hot.
Fuddle Duddle - Pierre Trudeau -
fleeing_american_neocons — 19 years ago(January 17, 2007 10:16 AM)
Look I've run into too many people who have said this is the hottest girl on the planet etc etc. Well she's clearly not that good looking.
I could care less about american girls as they are rude vile pigs.
Fuddle Duddle - Pierre Trudeau -
kayzersoze — 19 years ago(January 28, 2007 02:16 PM)
Unless you were gay, there is absolutely no way on earth that you would turn down a Keeley beep
hmm dunno about that. Having seen her in action now, I'd perhaps get her to sign something beforehand - maybe a stat. dec. saying "I will not be so lame this time."
Oh and as for the OP's statement about her being plain/ugly/boring - I'd like to see you find something better than this girl in terms of assets. Not because I think you can't find anything better more because it means I don't have to do the looking around -
was-assman — 18 years ago(August 16, 2007 04:08 AM)
Yeah it is, but english are known to be ugliest people around. I just wonder what makes english so goddam ugly? This Keeley ho is o.k. though.
nonbelievers check out that classic newcastle vs stockholm nightclub scene.