List of terrible movie recommendations
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GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:36 AM)
I had not heard of Freddy Got Fingered, turns out it has tom green in it. WHY? WHY!? Why would any director want tom green in his movie!? Oh, unless tom green IS the director. And the writer. This movie sounds like an utter dud. Yet still 4.6 on IMDB.
Couldn't stand him in the Charlie's Angels movie, really ruined it.
Wouldn't mind seeing a movie about his missus at the time "Drew Got Fingered". I'd pay for that.
I actually liked the first Human Centipede movie, it was definitely original and disgusting. I like disgusting. Haven't seen 2nd one yet, downloaded it years ago but is in B&W, I like colours.
Cuties sounds terrible. -
Sk8tergirl — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 08:54 PM)
And I agree about Tom Green. I'd rather watch Colin Farrell in Phone Booth than that untalentless asshole.
Or even Road Trip. Yeah the asshole is in it but thankfully it's not the main role. Sean William Scott is hilarious anyways.
We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no! -
GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 13, 2022 04:27 AM)
Phone Booth, I remember that. The title should have come with a spoiler alert. I guess the entire budget was spent on Farrell's salary and the phone booth.
The good thing about Road Trip were Amy Smart's tits. They're sooo nice. Good legs to.
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Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 05:25 PM)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)
A truck tire comes to life and is able to make peoples head expload via telekenisis, and that is not even the WIERDEST part of the movie.
I have not seen it myself, have only seen a youtube review of it. Thousands of bucks went into making this film, thousands. But kids are still dying in Africa….. -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:18 PM)
It's funny that you brought that up because I watched some of it and was going to suggest it but you beat me to it.
Not only is the premise really, really bad and stupid but the movie or from what I watched is just as boring as ****.
Wait.
Fucking is fun and not boring.
OK
Watching paint dry is more exciting than this movie.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall -
GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:26 AM)
That definitely sounds like an extremely lame movie.
…….
Just watched the trailer. It actually looks like quite a fun movie. More entertaining than eg a daniel "no Bond" craig movie, or tenet.
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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 10, 2022 08:21 PM)
Gerry
Two guys go hiking and get lost.
Really.
That's it.
That is the whole movie.
No joke.
Watching flies on **** is more exciting.
Road to Perdition
Kill, murder, kill some more, murder, violence kill and murder.
Stupid as **** overrated hunk of a dog **** of a movie.
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GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 01:30 AM)
Gerry, I had to look it up. It's a Gus van Sant movie. They always suck. AND it has Casey Affleck, also not a good omen. The current rating of 6.1 on IMDB is suspiciously high, probably from people who mistakenly thought there was like a second, deeper layer in the movie or **** like that. It sounds very dull. Worthy contender.
Oh, and Road to Perdition has tommie hanks in it, his career peaked a decade before Bachelor Party, when he wasn't making movies yet. Overrated actor who can't even take Ricky Gervais' jokes. -
ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 02:45 AM)
Road to Perdition
Kill, murder, kill some more, murder, violence kill and murder.
Over 50% of movies made are like this. RTP is more of a mood piece though and sublimely photographed.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 03:14 AM)
That is the thing with RTP.
They make ya think it is anything but a movie that is only about and is centered all around violence.
Tom Hanks is not a good guy.
He is a murderer though they do all they can to not make him seem like one.
You just can't polish a turd.
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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 05:15 AM)
Its been a while since I have seen, but like
No Country For Old Men
, its a morality tale and how consequences of actions catch up and drags innocent others down as well. This is a universal theme and is by no means terribly rendered.
Hanks perhaps wasn't the best choice of actor, he didn't have the nuance for this kind of role.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(February 27, 2022 11:02 PM)
"Hanks perhaps wasn't the best choice of actor, he didn't have the nuance for this kind of role."
I agree with you there.
Murdering is just so not him.
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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 02:42 AM)
What is one man's poison is another man's potion and there are many, but here goes:
Salo, or the 120 Days Of Sodom - '75
The Video Dead - '87
Hot To Trot - '88
Mac & Me - '88
Blood Moon - '90
Last Man Standing - '96
The Relic - '97
The Fog - '05
My Bloody Valentine - '09
Transformers: The Last Knight - '17
Halloween - '18
Don't Look Up - '21
Ghostbusters: Afterlife - '21
Interesting to note that there are 2 rotten Bruce Willis films on our lists.
Norman! What did you put in my tea? -
I love hutch — 4 years ago(February 12, 2022 06:50 AM)
From your list, I have seen "Salo" and the remakes of "My Bloody Valentine", "Halloween" and "The Fog" and I agree, they were all terrible.
I took the post to mean what terrible movies do you happen to like.
First one that came to mind for me was "Glen or Glenda". That movie is FASCINATING. It was made in 1953 and it is STILL ahead of its time.
Other movies that are generally thought of as terrible/bad, but that I saw some redeeming qualities in and enjoyed (except for LHOTL)…
"Last House on the Left" (1972)
"Persecution" (1974)
"Horror of Party Beach"
"Roller Boogie" (1979)
"Airport 1975"
"The Concorde: Airport 1979"
"Xanadu"
"Motel Hell" (which I actually think is a GOOD movie. It's got everything!)
"Empire of the Ants"
"Boom" (1968)
"X, Y and Zee" (I cannot understand why the critics thought this was a bad movie. It is very intelligent and thoughtful, with complex characterizations and three very good performances. Also, some of the best movie dialogue I have ever heard. Plus, it's just plain fun.)
"Cruising" (another movie which I don't think is bad at all)
Most 70s disaster movies and most 80s slashers I am quite fond of.
"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 