Dr. Carroll's Lecture To The PTA [Spoilers!]

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cosmicfarmer2 — 15 years ago(April 08, 2010 05:17 PM)

"And the jury foreman started daydreaming during deliberations, and he hallucinated that the drawstring for some nearby window shade was actually a noose. And he also saw a picture of George Washington, and thought to himself 'they're gonna hang George Washington if we don't convict this kid!'"

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 15 years ago(May 20, 2010 09:53 AM)

And so, Mary's mother placed a samovar in front of Bill and Mary. Bill, not knowing what the contents were beforehand, smiled liked a jackas, and proclaimed [imitating Bill], "Gosh! Hot Chocolate".

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 15 years ago(February 10, 2011 01:00 PM)

And so, the dope peddlers were all rounded up, thanks in a large part to that great G-Man, Dick Tracy, who got the call on his 2-way wrist radio.

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 14 years ago(July 21, 2011 06:00 PM)

And so, Bill fixed his little brother's model airplane, if only to stop him from going [imitates Junior] "Bill's gotta girlfriend! Mary's little lamb!"

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jrpelt — 14 years ago(September 01, 2011 07:27 PM)

LECTURER: "Finally, the foreman led the remaining jurors in wedgie-ing a 'guilty' out of that last little hold-out who, between you and me, kinda had a 'Jew-ey' look about him. Why are you all looking at me like that?"

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jrpelt — 14 years ago(September 01, 2011 07:53 PM)

THE LECTURER: "Blanche was then led out of the judge's chambers by a matron to be held until her own trial could occur, during which she was certain to receive a hefty fine and several hours community service. Unfortunately, no one not the judge, the DA, or her own attorney had notified her of such a sentence, for not a minute had gone by when she ran away from the matron, smashed open a window, and threw herself to her death in act of self-recrimination. This, sadly, also made her confession as to the truth behind young Mary Lane's death legally hearsay. Fortunately, the police were able to third-degree a similar statement from Mae"
AUDIENCE MEMBER: "I was wondering what happened to her."
THE LECTURER: " thus enabling Jimmy to be released from prison."

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 14 years ago(January 04, 2012 01:38 PM)

"And so Blanche lured Bill into her bedroom, where high on the dreaded marihuana theyerwell, there are ladies present here, so..ah..use your imagination!"

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 13 years ago(January 01, 2013 05:46 AM)

DR. CARROLL: "And so, Jack got Mae to tell the police that Bill and Mary were only up there 'for a couple of beers'."
AUDIENCE MEMBER [Thinking]: "Some priorities this school hasthey bend over backwards over marihuana, but do absolutely nothing to curb underage drinking!"

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 12 years ago(June 21, 2013 04:39 PM)

"And so I told FBI Agent Wyatt 'We educators can't do anything until the public is sufficiently aroused'. Misunderstanding me, he reached over and grabbed my crotch."

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Chesterfield_Invincible — 10 years ago(December 10, 2015 05:47 PM)

"And so, Bill's murder case came to trial. The judge still aggravated from the previous day's murder trail, where much of the court's time was wasted by three moronic chowder-heads, who had caused Disorder in the Court!"