1."Crime?"
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morticia021358-1 — 15 years ago(December 17, 2010 04:27 PM)
Thank you, modianos; considering how far behind the US is from an educational standpoint compared to other industrial countries, one would think it would be a matter of national pride to present better written, better thought out commentaries (don't even get me started about spelling and sentence structure).
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for -
alanwhit — 14 years ago(January 21, 2012 04:01 AM)
I love the lyrics to 'I'm Tired' especially 'they read you Byron and Shelley and jump on your belly and bust your balloons!' very clever. Years ago I used to have an LP called 'Mel Brooks Music'. You can hear Brooks' distinctive voice on the soundtrack 'Can't you see she's tired" etc. That song used to get as much airplay as Led Zepplin and ZZ Top at some of our college parties in the mid 1970s. Pretty sad, heh?
'Do you like Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, we could do that!' -
MuchToBeGratefulFor — 16 years ago(February 24, 2010 04:55 PM)
Anything said by the reverend:
(Holding up the BIble) "I beg you to remember this good book and what it says!"
(Townspeople blow it away)
"Son, you're on your own."
When they are getting ready to build the fake Rock Ridge:
"Lord, do we have the strength to complete this mighty task in just one night or are we just jerking off?"
I also liked when they go to finish off the bad guys in the fake Rock Ridge, in all the mayhem, you see the reverend kneeing a bad guy in the groin, then looking to Heaven and saying, "forgive me, Lord!"
It's been a while, I may not have all the exact words.
You must be the change you seek in the world. Gandhi -
SanForZeke — 16 years ago(March 11, 2010 09:22 AM)
Waco Kid: "No no, don't do that.. if you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."
Hedley: "Repeat after me! I.."
Crowd: "I.."
Hedley: "Your name!"
Crowd: "Your name!"
Hedley: "Schmucks"
"Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!"
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sabalon1 — 15 years ago(April 17, 2010 09:24 PM)
when wilder is trying to console bart after the old lady's "up your's n****r"
"you have to understand, these are just simple folk, the common clay of the land, you know - morons."
we've used that line a few times to lighten the mood after a bad night of tipping from the customers at our restaurant. lol
if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college -
exhaustedheadcase — 15 years ago(May 05, 2010 06:06 AM)
townspeople: get him (or something to that affect)
Bart: (pulls his gun and point it at his own head) stop! nobody move or the n***r gets it.
old lady: oh wont somebody help that poor man.
I laugh every time -
editorsandwritersgroup — 15 years ago(May 10, 2010 03:14 PM)
Taggart: Listen, dummy, the surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: OK, Ill send a down team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: Horses?!? We caint afford to lose no horses, you dummy! Send over a coupla ns.
Lyle: OK, Mr. Taggart."
Yew and you.
Bart: Sir? Sir, he, ahh specifically requested two ns? Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
Lyle: Git on that handcart, and take it down to the end of that line!
Bart: Just trying to help you out.
Lyle: "Git!"