things that you hate seeing in porn movies
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BlackenedDove — 22 years ago(July 29, 2003 11:55 PM)
I enjoy the "storylines" and "plotlines" in porno films. For example
INT. - HOUSE - KITCHEN
BECKY is making a SALAD.
Knock on DOOR
BECKY heads to the DOOR. She is totally NAKED.
BECKY opens the DOOR
EXT. - HOUSE - PATIO
A MAN wearing a UNIFORM is standing in front of the DOORWAY. He has a MOUSTACHE.
BECKY let's the mysterious MAN into her HOME
INT. - HOUSE - LIVING ROOM
The mysterious MAN walks around. BECKY is still NAKED.
MAN
I understand you called for me.
BECKY
Yes. By the way what's your name?
MAN
Mr. Pumpsalot
BECKY
Hello, Mr. Pumpsalot
MR. PUMPSALOT
What seems to be the problem?
BECKY
My freezer isn't working.
MR. PUMPSALOT
Let's have sex.
BECKY
Ok.
They have SEX for a long time.
After the SEX the freezer starts to work
Moral of story SEX can fix BROKEN freezers.
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Ritz-zn — 21 years ago(July 17, 2004 07:25 AM)
Pron is porn, come on what the hell is wrong with you guys! It's all about trying new things in different ways!! Anal, beep, shoes, no shoes, standing up, sitting down, who gives a flying beep, it's still porn in my books!
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crazyhellboy — 22 years ago(November 25, 2003 12:10 AM)
The thing that really gets my goat is when they have a movie and they're doing a photo shoot at the same time. You can hear a photographer say "hold it" then hear a shutter and see a flash go off. Nothing brings a boner down for me worse than that.
You can make a Movie OR have a photo shoot. YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH! PICK ONE!
ok, i'm done.
Bonk Bonk
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random_ax — 22 years ago(December 22, 2003 01:47 PM)
I'm just the oppositeI want plot and story, it enhances the sex for megive me a pizza delivery girl and a bunch of guys at a poker game or the horny housewife and the hung cable guy.that's why the 70's porns worked for menow any hack with a camcorder and some naked people make porns
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Demarates — 22 years ago(December 23, 2003 01:01 AM)
Random, I think that's more of a setting than a real story. That DOES make it fun. But I don't need to see people running about and shooting and driving in cars, etc. Some Private movies are really pushing it.
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random_ax — 22 years ago(December 31, 2003 07:38 PM)
Agreed. But the minimal plot does determine setting. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS is a prime example. They just needed a little plot to get the girls to have to find odd jobs to make money. No car chases, no crimes, just girls washing cars or working in record stores.
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TheMangler — 22 years ago(March 02, 2004 12:48 AM)
I hate everything but chicks goin solo masturbating , its so damn annoying when there's a guy in the sex scene.
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