Favorite Lines
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Kewl_Kat — 10 years ago(April 10, 2015 08:56 PM)
My favorites
"Ty Webb? More like Ty Cobb, you cranky SOB!"
"Did somebody step on a duck?"
"Hey Noonan, do you really expect me to put that in my mouth?"
"I'm gonna stick you with me shillelagh!"
"Hey everyone, I'm really a girl! I bet you didn't see that coming!"
"The ball is in the hole."
"I'd like to do strange things to your butt if you are OK with that."
"Let's not go there, OK?"
"If at first you don't succeed, keep trying to kill the gopher." "Did you say golfer?" "Nope, gopher!"
"Thank you very little."
"If you think that stinks, smell
this
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GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 10 years ago(April 20, 2015 11:10 PM)
"Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook will you?
Also
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No Bare feet.
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No fighting?
Lou: What does that mean?
Angie: No fighting.
Green Goblin is great! -
Rockhound6165 — 10 years ago(June 02, 2015 04:27 AM)
God, where do I start:
"Park my car, get my bags, and put on some weight will ya?"
"You, you're no gentleman."
"Yeah, I'm no doorknob either."
"Maybe it's a good omen."
"In Haiti."
"What do you got in here, rocks?"(I use this one a lot especially when picking up my wife's pocketbook or the diaper bag)
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole is a danish."
"What are you, a diabetic?"
"What's this?"
"Lou's been losing at the track lately."
"Well I ain't payin' no 50 cents for no Coke."(50 cents for a Cokego figure) -
tallkennj — 10 years ago(June 11, 2015 12:18 PM)
If we are talking about the line I use most in everyday conversation, it's: "so I got that going for me which is nice".
If we are talking about the line that, while hard to work into everyday conversation, I love it most when I can find a way to wedge it in, it's: "pool or a pond pond would be good for you". -
skyjude — 10 years ago(November 28, 2015 02:17 AM)
Pretty much anything Ty Webb says - here's a few of my favourites:
Ty Webb: "Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?"
Judge Smails: "You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's been club champion three years running and I'm no slouch myself."
Ty Webb: "Don't sell yourself short Judge - you're a tremendous slouch."
Danny Noonan: "Unbelievable."
Ty Webb: "Thankyou very little."
Lacey Underalls: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
Ty Webb: "Yeah well, your uncle molests collies."
Dr. Beeper: "Oh Webb oh man - I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the club tournament. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year."
Ty Webb: "Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."
Al Czervik: "I don't understand it. I'm playing the worse game of my life!"
Ty Webb: "Hey don't put yourself down Al. You're not er You're not good. You stink."
Danny Noonan: "Ty, I saw Smails before - he was cheating."
Ty Webb: "Nobody likes a tell-tale Danny. Except of course, me."
Ty Webb: "Me winning isn't. You do." -
heisenberg12 — 10 years ago(March 06, 2016 08:21 PM)
"A flute with no holes is not a fluteAnd a donut with no holes is a Danishnanananana.tatatatatata"
"Do you know why he got kicked out, Danny?..He was nightputting. He was putting. At night. On the 15 year-old daughter of the dean."
"Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga Galunga. Gunga Lagunga. We get to the 18 and he's going to stiff me. I say 'Hey Lama! What about a little bit for the effort?' He said, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your death bed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice."
"I guess you don't. I guess you don't."
"Miss it Noonan, miss it. Miss! Miss! "Noonan!" "Miss it Noonan. Miss! Miss! Miss it! Ahhhhh" -
reecetonks — 9 years ago(August 01, 2016 09:10 AM)
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
"Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
Kid on bike "Where you going?"
Charlie Bright "Somewhere".
