fave lines?
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TMack85ive — 20 years ago(August 05, 2005 05:20 PM)
This movie is truly an underrated gem. There are too many great lines. Here are a few of my favorites:
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "You. You're the elevator killer. Merv Griffin."
Merv Griffin: "Yeah."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "Why"?
Merv Griffin: "I don't know. I've always just loved to kill."
Dolores: "If you lay one finger on me, I'll kill you."
Michael "You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again!"
Dolores: "
Nobody's
going to keep me from working in this town!"
Michael: "Into the mud scum queen!"
Ann: "Michael, who did you just call a scum queen?"
Michael: "Ohhhjust some scum queen."
Michael:[Laying in bed with Dolores] "Wow. I never in my wildest dreams ever thought it could be like that. That was the most exciting sexual encounter - without actually having it - that I ever
almost
had.
For some juvenille reason, Kathleen Turner yelling "My
balls
!" after being kneed in the crotch by Steve Martin (not to mention the completly random line "I'll get you for this you beep beep wop!") makes me bust out laughing everytime. -
TheRetroCritic — 20 years ago(August 18, 2005 05:24 AM)
"I don't find this amusing Guerrero!!!!!"
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kvnlynn — 19 years ago(January 03, 2007 09:07 PM)
She was singing "Duke of Earl".
"It's my voice, isn't it?"
-Keep talking.
"My whole family loves to talk."
Can I get you anything else? I am about to retire.
-Really? You seem so young.
No. I mean retire for the night. -
TheRetroCritic — 20 years ago(August 20, 2005 02:53 AM)
LooL! Totally forgot about that one! Hehe
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doctorzero99 — 20 years ago(October 06, 2005 02:48 AM)
No doubt about my favourite line when Michael has just rescued Ann from the oven:
Michael: Count to ten
Ann: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.. 10
Michael: (to Dolores, in absolute fury) You.. You cooked her nines! -
LaymoniteGB84 — 20 years ago(October 27, 2005 04:20 AM)
After David Warner has explained that he can transplant the brain into a body, but she'll spend her life blowing rasberries and clapping, Steve Martin says "I know her, she'll hate that."
I love that, like you need to know someone intimately to know they'll hate spending their life like that.
Also
"Damn your drunk tests are hard."
"Yes, yes, kill, kill."
"Are you out of your head?" -
Passport-To-Pimlico — 20 years ago(December 07, 2005 03:02 AM)
Another vote for
"Into the mud, scum queen"
(WHY is that so funny?)
And I've always like Dolores' sultry macarbe delivery of:
"I get so excited when you get angry. It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will.
".
"They're making a new film of Moses.It's not finished,but the baby looks great in the rushes" -
thruttle — 20 years ago(January 10, 2006 03:21 PM)
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr, in the middle of a marital spat, grabs an expensive vase to throw.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite!
[He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?! -
ronnieronb — 19 years ago(June 13, 2006 05:31 PM)
Little Girl - SOUNDS LIKE A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA TO ME.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - OH, IT DOES, DOES IT? WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO DIAGNOSE.
Little Girl - BUT I THOUGHT
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - YOU THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT! JUST GO! YEARS OF NURSERY SCHOOL,AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL.
This scene cracks me up everytime.
I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
I will face my fear.
I will let it pass through me. -
Madgett — 19 years ago(June 15, 2006 03:57 AM)
This film is an absolute gem.
One scene that makes me weep with laughter is near the start:
"Doctor, I know you were very shaken by the tragic death of your wife"
"I couldn't talk about it for a long while, but time passes, and I can handle it now. Her name was Rebec..why?! why?! why?! why?! why?!" -
RIPBelushi — 19 years ago(June 18, 2006 09:23 PM)
its not necessariy a line but that whole scene when she's about to have sex with Dr. Hfuhruhurr and he has that boner. that is seriously one of the best boner jokes I've ever seen on film.
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