100 Things I Learned From MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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rosdreamer19 — 15 years ago(May 08, 2010 06:27 PM)
- Never mess with a bible salesman's car.
- Car are the only electronics that won't harm you.
- Lawnmowers like to chase after young boys.
- If you see a bunch of trucks circling a truck stop, make sure to drive right through when you spot an opening.
- Don't make Connie a widow on her wedding day.
- Giving a dog a toy cop car will result in his or her death.
- Bubba has a private shower.
- If you see a mysterious green light covering the sky, its time to worry.
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RacingSith — 14 years ago(June 03, 2011 01:43 AM)
39 Deke is going to the Majors one day. He hit a ball 50 feet the other daywell Ill go ahead tell everyone not bother showing up to the draft then.
40 Lose the game = no sodas
41 Man with Hammer trumps electric knife
42 Look at that SOB he nailed it!
43 Coaches dont wear athletic supports
44 The best thing about the apocalypse.Nickels, Dimes, Cartons of Cigarettesand more free coffee than you can drink
45 If you are on or near a major highway.GET AWAY AT ONCE
46 Either youre a$$ belongs to Bubba or the state of North Carolina
47 Nothing like reading a stroke book whilst taking a mammoth dump
48 If you find your self in perilous situation the best way to deal with stress is either frig your wife or hump in the basement
49 TV and Newspapers aint gonna save this world.thats true 18 wheelers trump TV and Newspapers.
50 If Billy makes love like hero we can surmise he didnt hit it from the back.thats making love like a villain
51 When all machinery and electrics become Self Aware this also means that associated chords and headphone wires are a strangulation threatriiiiiiiigggggght?
52 Bill is sending Curtis a friend
53 Curtis needs to stop this foolishnesstry another kind Curt!
54 If you think Billys hands are blistered you should see Curtiss middle finger
55 Nothing brings closure on the death of a loved one like shooting up a drive thru speaker
56 Russian Weather satellites just happened to be equipped with Nuclear Weaponwhat a happy coincidence -
jmaaninen — 14 years ago(August 20, 2011 02:58 PM)
I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned earlier, or do I have some sort of a special cut (or dyslexia)
60. If you're giving gas to evil trucks, the random highway bitch will tell you it's the same as Chamberlain taking it easy with Hitler -
irie04 — 14 years ago(October 13, 2011 08:57 PM)
- If machinery, cars and 18 wheelers have run amok and you can't find your dad, it's cause he done got scrubbed by one of them big boys.
- I can direct a really terrible movie, but if I use (enter your favorite hard rock band's name here) music, it's destined to become a cult classic. Don't get me wrong, I love this movie, but SK needs to stick to writing and not directing.
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nickybreez — 13 years ago(April 14, 2012 01:34 PM)
- if your shirt says that you successfully ate at a diner you are currently seeking refuge in, you will promptly be shot to death.
- Don't rock and roll with a bible sellsman
- if trying to avoid being hit by the backside of a truck, run in a straight line.
- if you do get run down by a truck thats in reverse, don't worry, you will sail about 15 feet further than your hat
- Stephen King did have potential as a director, if only he had a better producer.
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ronaldt49 — 13 years ago(September 18, 2012 01:55 PM)
- If an ATM calls you an a**hole you should want to speak that so everyone can hear.
- If even an ATM calls you an a**hole it's a safe bet you have a really messed up life!
- When there's blood splattered all over a gas station and a blood soaked body is where you pulled in you should just stand around.
- 18-wheeler tow trucks make better guards than guard dogs.
- 18 wheeler tow trucks need to be kept happy, otherwise.
- Sprinklers attached to hoses and not to an automatic irrigation system can come on automatically.
- One shouldn't stand too close to the street when an ice cream truck is coming.
- Crappy 80's era cars can't outrun an eighteen wheeler pulling a flat bed.
- Small planes don't like school busses.
- There's a Little League team that has openings for players and a coach for anyone interested.