Favorite Lines..
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dfsf333 — 20 years ago(October 11, 2005 10:46 AM)
Not a line but how about when Louden wakes up in the hospital room and he's trying to get out but he can't get the door open and he's going crazy and then the nurse comes over and just pushes it. And then he runs outside screaming "TAXI!" when there's one right there.
And for some reason the dock worker's answer to what Murray eats always cracks me up.
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paint_it_green — 20 years ago(October 24, 2005 12:15 PM)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aunt_floss_vids/ - I'm getting rid of a bunch of posters from this movie.
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MerQsheo22 — 20 years ago(January 06, 2006 06:11 PM)
Nikki (to Louden who is on cell phone) - "Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to at a time like this? I am Nikki Finn, I will know vengenceI WILL NOT BE DENIED! (fires rounds from a hand gun into the sky as they speed away)
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b73142 — 19 years ago(November 25, 2006 09:20 PM)
When Louden is in the hospital and they ask Nikki what his name is and she says Louden and then the nurse asks what his last name is and she says clear.
I know that's corny, but that louden clear thing is funny to me. -
gilbynziggy — 18 years ago(April 10, 2007 09:16 PM)
when nikki is getting all of her items back from the court person.
DONOVAN: All your worldly posessions
NIKKI: Don't knock it Donovan, you can't get this shade of red anymore.
the phrase "Don't knock it Donovan." is a common figure of speech in eastern Iowa, especially when my friends and I discovered whereit came from.
from,
Rob Heathers.
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit!" -
Astronaughty88 — 18 years ago(September 04, 2007 10:07 PM)
Nikki Finn: [pointing at wall with "dead end sign" into which she has just crashed a car] I'm sorry officer but my husband, see, he's having a heart attack and I had to rush him to the hospital and I must not have been paying attention because I took a wrong turn and is this the way?
F#%k me gently with a chainsaw -
crazytwinks13 — 18 years ago(November 28, 2007 03:31 PM)
Not really a line, but I love the scene where they go to the crazy guy's apartment to get a gun and Nikki picks up a toy dog and barks at it. I use to think that was so cute, and I would rewind it and play it over and over.
I knowI have issues
No good deed goes unpunished -
MrsLinus83 — 18 years ago(March 28, 2008 01:16 PM)
I might be saying this wrong, but I like the scene that takes place at the mall and her and Louden are at a place that sells tapes.
"Meet me out front, I am going to ditch this guy"
She slips a tape in this dudes pocket and he leaves with a silly grin.
He sets off the alarm as he walks out and a big security guard snatches him up by his collar.
Nikki:" Good work pal, lock him up and throw away the key!"
Security guy: "Thanks mam" -
oscarandmuzi — 17 years ago(July 04, 2008 10:32 PM)
I love all the lines and stuff that you guys have said but by favorite is when Nikki has just gotten out of jail and is skipping happily and when Louden talks to her she turns around grumpily and says Hello. Her voice and the look on her face is absolutely priceless!!!!!
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stereohed — 17 years ago(July 07, 2008 02:57 PM)
At the interview process for Louden and Wendy's new apartment Nikki is pretending to be Wendy who has been kidnapped
Nikki: Uhh..knock knock
(Louden groans)
Nikki: .KNOCK. KNOCK.
Interviewer: Who's there?
Nikki: Boo.
Interviewer: Boo who?
Nikki: Haha! don't cry we'll take the apartment! -
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harlowfan — 16 years ago(December 08, 2009 05:23 AM)
Nikki: "Doom doom, mmph-mmph Doom doom, mmph-mmph"
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haha
)
Louden: "My name is NOT Clear and I'm perfectly perfectly fine. SEE? I'm a lawyer, SEE? And I know my rights. I'm going to
HARLEM!
"
Cabbie: "I'm not supposed to pick up anyone without their clothes on. Company policy." (
Catches Louden in the back seat spinning around like a dog and breathing erratically
) "Damn good policy, too."
Nikki: "I've been away a few years."
Snotty Jeweler: "Boarding School."
Nikki: "Yeah, boarding school."
Snotty Jeweler: "Was the school Swiss?"
Nikki: "Yeah. one of the Swissest."
All the other quotes mentioned are great too.
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morgan_mourning — 15 years ago(July 05, 2010 02:53 PM)
Buck: Don't worry, I wrote the license plate down.
Wendy: You wrote down the license plate of
our
car?
Buck: Yes
Wendy: [sighs and smiles] Is it possible for you to be any dumber?
Buck: I don't see how.
It's done so seriously!
Goblin Cannonball: I hit something! Yes?!? No?!?