"He's a defective from Cuba."
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BJSmith81 — 10 years ago(July 26, 2015 06:07 PM)
Pretty much for me it's anything Bob Uecker (Harry Doyle) says
"For the Indians, let see One run on one hit, that's all we got? One Goddamn hit?!"
"You can't say "goddamn" on the air"
"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway"
"You can close the book on Kelter (thank God!)"
"Post-game show is brought to you by..Christ, I can't find it, to hell with it!" -
mbell-14 — 10 years ago(October 10, 2015 01:40 AM)
Don't remember if this was in an original cut of the film or just was in a trailer but it's from a diner conversation between Jake and Ricky following an early game after Haywood knocks one out of sight:
Jake: That hit wouldn't have been out of most parks.
Ricky: Yeah, name one.
Jake: Yellowstone.
Not sure why or when it was cut from prints of the film, but I've never forgotten it. -
tdowns291 — 10 years ago(March 01, 2016 01:30 PM)
(Phone rings)
Lou: Tire World
Charlie Donovan:Hey Lou. How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou: OhhhhhI dunno
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean you don't know? This is a chance to manage in the big leagues!
Lou: Let me think it over will ya Charlie, I got a guy on the other line about some white walls.
Lol! -
Rockhound6165 — 9 years ago(May 09, 2016 09:03 PM)
"Just get it over the plate, I want him to swing."
"The last time I did that, the guy hit a ball that hasn't even landed yet.""This guy leads the league in every offensive category including nosehair."
"We're all out of clean towels and I'm too old to go diving into lockers."
"I can take it if you can."