Things I learned from this movie
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aceofspades70 — 17 years ago(May 12, 2008 09:03 PM)
- A shotgun barrel installed in a stuffed animals mouth will explode when detonated.
- Satan holds the pinkslip to the SUV Destroyer.
and 70. If Ray jumps over his couch and smashes through his back door landing on top of you, you've been screened.
Lee Vervoort
"I may not make it to the top, but I'll let you know when I get there."
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bohdave — 17 years ago(August 19, 2008 04:20 AM)
13: If you stare at yourself in the mirror too long,
a chinaman will jump out at you.
76. Don't bother changing out of your grimy prison clothes, you can walk right into an LAPD technology lab (Cash) or the house of the FBI guy who framed you (Tango) without anyone noticing.
77. If a cop goes to prison, huge black guys he put away may wish to put brown suger up his ass.
78. Calls from your stockbroker are far more important than discussing with your sister her wish to leave town.
79. Make sure to roll the dead body of the fat assistant warden ahead of you in the prison sewers to spook your target before you get to him.
80. You can jimmy locks by putting an extendable piece of metal from a bullet into the lock and rattling it around for a few seconds.
81. All good laser sights for revolvers are larger than the gun itself.
82. It's OK to leave huge, exposed electrical units on the roof of your prison, they are not a safety hazard.
83. Even though your sister caught a plane and left town weeks ago, when you escape from prison, telling your partner to go to "Cleopatra" is all the instructions he needs to instantly find her.
84. Flicking lit cigarettes at a cop will not get you into trouble.
85. If you're a wanted fugitive there really is no need to cut your hair, wear a hat or do anything to try and disguise your appearance.
86. British thugs laugh in the face of being dropped off a roof but will sing like a bird if threatened with a hand grenade.
87. If someone is standing in a puddle and it's not raining, it can mean only one thing.
I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush. -
jplee2007 — 17 years ago(September 22, 2008 09:11 PM)
- Be careful where you are while realligning someones back. It can cause you and the participant to appear to be in mid orgasm.
- The NRA had nothing to do with this film.
- If Tango dies, then Cash will date his sister.
- The best way to end a buddy cop film is with a big EXPLOSION!
- The best way to distract a cop is with Terri Hatcher.
- Its best to search the suspect's sister's club but not search her house or even speak to her other than proposition her when conducting an investigation.
- You can do anything you want to people in sound studios.
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Vpirates62 — 17 years ago(November 24, 2008 10:01 AM)
those are great and hilariousbut
8. You have the cassette tape that will prove you were set up, but you have to storm Curley's Compound to prove that you are innocent.
they didn't storm his compound to prove themselves innocent, Perret had Kiki Tango hostage is why.
To Hell with them fellas. Vultures got to eat, same as worms. -
BeBenNova — 16 years ago(May 06, 2009 08:09 AM)
- Prison guards will work with an inmate to kill the guy who planned the escape for the main stars when the plan was hatched without anyone else watching/hearing but will be unable to stop the 2 said stars from escaping.
- Ray Tango misses his wardrobe (cant believe that one hasnt been said)
- Hot teens are having sex in their car in underground parkings
- Cash would like to be as forgiving as Tango but frankly this whole thing ******* sucks
- Cops doing a search in a tities bar will easily be distracted by the strippers (i would be 2, Teri Hatcher in shiny underwears = epic)
- Cash with his IQ is unarmed and still VERY dangerous.
- Cash put half the criminals in prison.
- Captain Dynaball was a character from Conan the Barbarian (love those Stallone-Schwarzenegger jokes, like the President Schwarzenegger in Demolition Man)
- The crapper of a big black inmate is his.
- Slinky is not afraid of Tango because he killed his best friend.
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DarthVampirous — 16 years ago(June 07, 2009 02:31 PM)
This is too funny, looks like most of mine were stolen.
54. Dalton was right, ALWAYS CHECK THE RIGHT BOOT!!!
55. If a hot stripped gives you a massagae, she will get off too.
56. You can keep a loaded gun in an unlocked draw and the worest will happon is that someone will beep with you sights.
57. You can make a beep load of money and dress in Italian suits, but in Beveraly Hills your still a wop.
58. The LA DA office will always belive a convicted felon over a highly decorated Cop.
59. You can easily frame two cops in a room full of FBI with the ol dissapearing hankie trick.
60. The government is in the habbit of selling off milatary land to drug lords.
61. You can have a huge gunfight with a RV from Hell, multipal truks, and earth moving equipment and no one will notice.
62. It's always a good idea to destroy eveidence of illegal gun trading when trying to prove that the guy setting you up is doeing something illagal.
63. When trying to prove that your not a psycho murding cop on the take, it's always a good idead to shoot the one guy that prove your innocence in the head. -
crysjumar — 10 years ago(September 10, 2015 04:45 PM)
- If you want Cash's vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, You got it!
oh, snap!!! I'm rollin' on that one.because I read it using Kurt Russell's voice.
Take your pinche color-coordinated sponsored chingada and take a flying fck -
WorldSacred — 12 years ago(July 15, 2013 08:16 AM)
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
If that was in reference to the Brion James character, then you are well off the mark. Sounded very English.
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.