Things I learned from this movie
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crysjumar — 10 years ago(September 10, 2015 04:45 PM)
- If you want Cash's vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, You got it!
oh, snap!!! I'm rollin' on that one.because I read it using Kurt Russell's voice.
Take your pinche color-coordinated sponsored chingada and take a flying fck -
WorldSacred — 12 years ago(July 15, 2013 08:16 AM)
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
If that was in reference to the Brion James character, then you are well off the mark. Sounded very English.
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
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radiotheatre-1 — 16 years ago(June 17, 2009 02:53 PM)
All asians know how to speak English if you'll only beat it out of them.
Sly Stallone magically transforms into a 'roided Harold Ramis by wearing glasses.
You're only out of your jurisdiction if the local cops show up.
During lockdown, prisoners can easily abduct other prisoners from their cells without any prison guards ever noticing.
Clunky overweighted mini-RV's can go 0-60mph in 5.5 seconds. They also do not swerve or decelerate when the driver has abandoned the wheel.
Jack Palance will never make martyrs out of cops.
Accelerating for 5 seconds in front of a transport truck automatically puts you half a mile in front of said truck, allowing you to stop in the middle of the road, exit your car, unnecessarily reload your underpowered .38, and fire several shots at the incoming transport as an homage to Jackie Chan. -
matthew-brown1 — 16 years ago(October 10, 2009 10:15 AM)
Yves Perret thinks it is easier or quicker to bake a cake or clean a toilet bowl
it is always a good idea to have electric cables in the rain.
Cash has a few admirers
August the 14th was the day cash was hatched.
Tango will visit Jabba the Hut -
predator_ugly_mf — 16 years ago(December 28, 2009 05:06 PM)
The crapper belongs to your new cellmate.
Prisons dont have golf courses.
Tango has seniority, so he makes the statements.
Tango and Cash are like two little mice.
DONT INSIST!
If you dont like your new cellmate, wrap a slinky around his head.
Cash never talked about plan C.
Never bump uglies with Tango's sister.
Conan deserved to have his jaw broken and rammed into a prison bar. -
andrewsprz — 16 years ago(January 16, 2010 04:07 PM)
- A slinky can look 20 feet long when wraped around a prison inmate.
- You could always use a little more IRON in your diet.
- Its easy to escape a maximum security prison when both the guards and inmates are looking for you.
- Tango gets lonley very quick.
- usually when you steel a very fat dudes jumpsuit, they will fit you pretty nicely.
- The bad news is we're almost outa gas. The good news is we're ALMOST OUTA GAS.
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davywap — 16 years ago(February 14, 2010 09:35 AM)
- If you live in the eighties and you're young and attractive, don't ever have sex or you risk being interrupted by an action sequence.
- If you're a henchman and a co-worker has your enemies distracted, rather than just shooting them run up to one of them with a flying kick through the air.
- There is never an inappropriate moment for a wise crack or two.
Proud member of AA
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predator_ugly_mf — 15 years ago(August 22, 2010 04:09 PM)
In prison, Cash will get brown sugar in his ass.
Dont trust the judge.
Tango and Cash's whole trial beep sucked.
Hitmen will jump out from behind the mirror in your apartment.
The floor of a toilet is the best place for english 101.
Tangos grenades are bloody duds.
Cash likes plan C. -
Serbius — 15 years ago(August 28, 2010 08:24 PM)
- The best way to handle criminals in on rooftops;
- In the building where he lives, Cash is the only person that has a parking spot;
- Instead of screaming and cover themselves, club dancers will only giggle at you if you enter their room;
- trucks don't go over Ray Tango;
- Cash couldn't had sleep because of the big black guy;
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."