1. The best way to break your fall when slide on a electric power line with a belt about 90+ feet in the air is land on
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Dachunde — 18 years ago(December 11, 2007 09:35 AM)
- Ray Tango does not appreciate a Danish.
- 80's theme tunes ROCKED!
- Yanks will never EVER represent an English accent correctly, because apparently the English sound like cliched Australians.
- Drums are a stripper's best friend.
- Going to jail in America is not nice.
- Getting out of jail in America requires a reading age of 12+
- That shirt cost him 9 bucks
- Gabriel Cash LOVES pizza
- They checked the whole truck beep
- Great 80's buddy cop movies should always have an excellent opening first half, followed by a pile of faeces style ending involving an unbelievable police vehicle and a whiny voiced hobbitt.
'Only EFFORT, DISCIPLINE, LOYALTY, earn the right to wear the Dragon Doji.' - Oroku Saki
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Gordon_Six_Echo — 18 years ago(February 14, 2008 08:10 PM)
- When you're talking to Yves Perret, DON'T INSIST!!!! Insistent people make him ANGRAYYYYYYY!
- There's only one way Gabriel Cash welcomes a foreigner to America, by carjacking and then permantly damaging their car.
- Your pizza is never safe from Cash.
- When you are wondering who's been beep with your gun, someone is likely to accuse you of dropping it.
- Why assault a suspect with a chair? Because you couldn't find a piano.
- All men are visible in prisonall men but Yves Perret.
- Cash doesn't wanna get killed by a limey, immigrant JERKOFF! He wants to get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!
- Ray Tango has a special contribution to birth control.
- It's easy to find the real Yves Perret out of multiple mirrored reflections.
- If you want Cash's vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, You got it!
- If it isn't Tango, it's Cash. Tango and Cash! Cash and Tango!
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bj_arni — 18 years ago(February 16, 2008 10:14 PM)
- Cops will be suspicious of small female-ish bikers, but they will never expect a woman who looks a lot like their prime suspect.
- Dikes ride on bikes
- Prison soaps are found on the floor, so don't flatter yourself.
- Insane murderers are allowed to own slinkies.
- You can easily bribe anyone, from FBI Agents to Prison Guards.
- If you talk to the people who set you up, they will eventually help you, or promise you to split their loot.
- Hiding behind mirrors is a bad idea.
- Dangerous wires of electricity can be found anywhere in Prison.
- Tango does not make a good dog.
- Too much television is bad for your eyes.
"I will make my arrows drunk with blood and my sword shall devour flesh"
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Elianehasty — 18 years ago(March 22, 2008 08:10 PM)
- there is nothing more intimidating than ray tango standing in front of a 18 wheeler with a snub-nosed gun with a nice suit.
- if jumping from a three story building, your knees are perfect for breaking your fall.
- you can get in a head on collision going 60+ miles per hour come out with no scratch.
- when getting revenge on your enemy always end it off with a beer and a chainsaw.
- located in this prison are underground meetings where prisoners who were suppose to be locked up and the head boss who was able to break into a maximum security prison and how he got out i don't know beat two convicted cops up and dip their bodies in water wrapped in electric cords.
- when about to get electrocuted make some wise cracks to your partner and foreshadowing that they will get out of this mess and when they do remind each other to get revenge.
- new word F.U.B.A.R.
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An_Invisible_Dog — 17 years ago(April 10, 2008 06:07 PM)
- Inmates are allowed to burn paper and chuck them out of their cells at new inmates.
- When a cop is about to bust a big drug deal which he's been investigating for 3 months, he goes alone without any back up.
- It's perfectly legitimate to flirt with your hot sister.
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aceofspades70 — 17 years ago(May 12, 2008 09:03 PM)
- A shotgun barrel installed in a stuffed animals mouth will explode when detonated.
- Satan holds the pinkslip to the SUV Destroyer.
and 70. If Ray jumps over his couch and smashes through his back door landing on top of you, you've been screened.
Lee Vervoort
"I may not make it to the top, but I'll let you know when I get there."
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bohdave — 17 years ago(August 19, 2008 04:20 AM)
13: If you stare at yourself in the mirror too long,
a chinaman will jump out at you.
76. Don't bother changing out of your grimy prison clothes, you can walk right into an LAPD technology lab (Cash) or the house of the FBI guy who framed you (Tango) without anyone noticing.
77. If a cop goes to prison, huge black guys he put away may wish to put brown suger up his ass.
78. Calls from your stockbroker are far more important than discussing with your sister her wish to leave town.
79. Make sure to roll the dead body of the fat assistant warden ahead of you in the prison sewers to spook your target before you get to him.
80. You can jimmy locks by putting an extendable piece of metal from a bullet into the lock and rattling it around for a few seconds.
81. All good laser sights for revolvers are larger than the gun itself.
82. It's OK to leave huge, exposed electrical units on the roof of your prison, they are not a safety hazard.
83. Even though your sister caught a plane and left town weeks ago, when you escape from prison, telling your partner to go to "Cleopatra" is all the instructions he needs to instantly find her.
84. Flicking lit cigarettes at a cop will not get you into trouble.
85. If you're a wanted fugitive there really is no need to cut your hair, wear a hat or do anything to try and disguise your appearance.
86. British thugs laugh in the face of being dropped off a roof but will sing like a bird if threatened with a hand grenade.
87. If someone is standing in a puddle and it's not raining, it can mean only one thing.
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jplee2007 — 17 years ago(September 22, 2008 09:11 PM)
- Be careful where you are while realligning someones back. It can cause you and the participant to appear to be in mid orgasm.
- The NRA had nothing to do with this film.
- If Tango dies, then Cash will date his sister.
- The best way to end a buddy cop film is with a big EXPLOSION!
- The best way to distract a cop is with Terri Hatcher.
- Its best to search the suspect's sister's club but not search her house or even speak to her other than proposition her when conducting an investigation.
- You can do anything you want to people in sound studios.
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Vpirates62 — 17 years ago(November 24, 2008 10:01 AM)
those are great and hilariousbut
8. You have the cassette tape that will prove you were set up, but you have to storm Curley's Compound to prove that you are innocent.
they didn't storm his compound to prove themselves innocent, Perret had Kiki Tango hostage is why.
To Hell with them fellas. Vultures got to eat, same as worms.