My favorite HARD TO KILL cheesy moments. . .
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CasseroleWorshipper — 15 years ago(May 20, 2010 05:52 PM)
I love the bit where he attempts to eat rice which already looks silly enough, and then the 'You gave me this beard?' to top it off.
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vprice94 — 15 years ago(August 15, 2010 04:37 AM)
How about Mason Storm seated on a mountain (during the workout montage), looking wistfully into the distance as an eagle cries above him. The man even has nature on his side!
Also, any time that god-awful saxophone kicks in.
Pure queso Steve.
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dalldorfw — 15 years ago(February 24, 2011 07:34 PM)
- Mason Storm breaks a guy's ankle and gets off Scott free without any 'excessive force claims' being filed against him, or anyone ever muttering the words "Police brutality."
- Lines like, " I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank! "
- LeBrock seducing Mason while he's in a coma.
- The martial arts training montage!
- Lines like, "That was for my wife; beep you and die (kick)!"
- The way Mason pays lip-service to the true nature of aikido ("first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy") in between breaking bones and shooting people in the head.
- Lines like, "We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind."
- LeBrock placing a cat on the bed after asking, "Would you like a little pussy?"
- The flashbacks that pop of occasionally, just in case we forget Mason's motivation.
So much great cheese in this movie!
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dalldorfw — 15 years ago(March 01, 2011 11:20 AM)
"notice how the hitmen always seem to suck in what they do in comparison, save for the beginning "hit"."
And even then. Notice how they can unload and entire shotgun blast into Mason's chest and somehow missed every vital organ allowing him to take revenge years latter. Also, I love how one hitman waited until Mason was done beating up another hitman before shooting at him a second time.Classic!