Favorite Lines In movie
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josephbjoyce31 — 19 years ago(April 30, 2006 02:05 PM)
the word your looking for is 'sphincter'. wayne says 'a sphincter says what?', trying to get people to say 'what', thus making them a sphincter. a 'sphincter' is a muscle in your anus which controls the realese of feces from your body.
There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path. -
speccyboy — 19 years ago(May 28, 2006 04:49 AM)
My personal favourites are as follows:
(In his new residence at the beginning)
WAYNE
A year has passed. I'm a bit older, and wiser. I'm starting to get hair in weird places now. I think I'm turning into a Sasquatch.
(At Cassandra's "wedding")
WAYNE (Banging on the window - screaming)
CASSANDRA! Cassandra! Don't marry him!
CASSANDRA
Wayne! -
cdwillis — 19 years ago(May 31, 2006 12:12 AM)
The scene with Charlton Heston has my favorite lines in it, just with his delivery it is classic.
"Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh five blocks up, two over." -
jlewis670 — 19 years ago(May 31, 2006 09:46 AM)
I agree, the Charlton Heston cameo is friggin awesome!!! He does it so damn well! I thought the dubbing thing with the Chinese guy was pretty funny as well.
The one thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires! -
The_Corp — 19 years ago(June 01, 2006 08:30 AM)
Anything with Del Preston.
Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."
Ledgend -
EwingAngel — 19 years ago(June 01, 2006 01:59 PM)
Wayne: Van Halen
Garth: Woooo.Van Hallen who else???
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Girl: Would you like to have dinner one night?
Garth: I like to have dinner every night.
"I am what you made me. Til death do us part, JR" -Sue Ellen Ewing -
MovieHobo — 19 years ago(June 02, 2006 06:38 PM)
I think the funniest part was when they were talking to the guy with no pigment in his eye and then Wayne goes "I will cross my t's and dot my..lower case j's." I laughed my ass off during this part.
The lucky ones die first -
ashtiano — 19 years ago(June 18, 2006 12:55 AM)
-you got any megadeath?!
-I had to beat them to death with their own shoes
-Take Me,Garth.
-Whereim low on gas and you've got no jacket.
Master Wayne, you've been gone a long timeYou look very fashionable. Well, apart from the mud. -
beatleman1943 — 19 years ago(June 30, 2006 05:18 PM)
"wow, that's great, i'm extatic, i'm over-whelmed with joy Horray for Hollywood"
"ZANG!"
The whole scene where Del is talking about the Machine guns on stage, and the cyanide pills!
and of course:
"It was just me, my old lady and the road"
"Hey, who's that old lady?"
"That's my old lady" -
giantsfanjb — 19 years ago(July 06, 2006 08:59 AM)
the del preston line that someone mentioned above was great
"Instead of a guard dog they had a great bloody Bengal Tiger. I was able to take him out with a can of mace but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
lol
